Berner Phone

Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des BishopComedyStand-Up
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  • Typical duration

    71 min

    per episode

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Berner Phone episodes

  • Derek Peth: Bad Breakups & Stoicism

    Derek Peth was once a star on Bachelor in Paradise when he proposed to Taylor Nolan on national TV. Since then, his life has changed dramatically and his relationship has ended. Now he is living in New York trying to figure out his next steps for happiness.

    LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Derek Peth on Instagram & Twitter: @pethderek

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    39 min
  • Emma Willmann: Stand Up Struggles & Porn Preferences

    Sleep eating, art therapists, gay porn, botox, and period cunnilingus are all topics that Hannah discusses when determining the root of Emma's demons.

    LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Emma Willmann on Instagram & Twitter: @emmawillmann

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 7 min
  • Dr. Mike: The Sexiest Doctor Alive & Unsexy Issues

    People Magazine named Doctor Mike Varshavski "The Sexiest Doctor Alive". He's a real physician, philanthropist, and has almost 3 million followers on Instagram. Hannah is determined to find out what's wrong with him because he seems perfect and that makes her uncomfortable.

    LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Dr. Mike on Instagram & Twitter: @doctor.mike

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    31 min
  • Fat Carrie Bradshaw: Social Anxiety & Alter Egos

    Chris Burns is famous for his Instagram alter ego @fatcarriebradshaw who is shameless, confident, and probably stole your man. However, the real Chris Burns deals with social anxiety, insecurities, and is really fucking single. Will the real Chris please stand up?

    LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Chris Burns on Instagram: @fatcarriebradshaw

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    41 min
  • Margaret Josephs: Leaving Your Husband & Saggy Boobs

    Margaret Josephs is the breakout star on Real Housewives of New Jersey who is older and wiser than me. She left her husband for a contractor, put everything on the line for her own business, and through all the hell, she has taught herself to be confident no matter who is in the room.

    LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Margaret Josephs on Instagram: @therealmargaretjosephs

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    33 min
  • Sean Alexander: Losing Followers & Self Help Books

    Sean is a beautiful male fitness model who is starting his first underwear brand because he's that hot. However, having blue eyes and washboard abs does not mean your life flawless. Sean is constantly fighting the pressure of being a perfectionist and people assuming that he's dumb (apparently that's what happens to really hot people).

    LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Sean Alexander on Instagram: @seanalexanderr

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    49 min
  • Jessie Jolles: Bulimia & Not Being Yourself

    Jessie Jolles is a successful comedian but growing up she was an insecure, table humping kid who suffered from trichotillomania and bulimia. Over time, she learned how to use humor to gain confidence in herself and stop hating herself- it took a shit ton of therapy though.

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Jessie Jolles on Instagram & Twitter: @jessiejolles

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    43 min
  • Taylor Strecker: Crying During Sex & Inner Peace

    From the outside looking in, life was perfect for Taylor Strecker. She was married, wealthy, and hosting a massively successful radio show on SiriusXM. That was before it all went to hell. After divorcing her husband she fell in love with her best friend (who happened to be a woman), got fired from her job, and struggled to start her own business. Anxiety, jealousy, and anger were all emotions that she had to conquer to get back to where she is today.

    LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Taylor Strecker on Instagram & Twitter: @taylorstrecker

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    50 min
  • Daryn Carp: Death Threats & Strap Ons

    Being Andy Cohen's assistant is definitely a dream job, but that doesn't mean that Daryn Carp doesn't have demons. She's turned down half a million dollars, got her life threatened by an ex-girlfriend's mother, and her biggest fear is being stuck in Andy's shadow.

    LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Daryn Carpe on Instagram & Twitter: @carpedaryn

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 4 min
  • Welcome To Hell
    My name is Hannah Berner. I'm a former tennis player turned comedian. I've suffered from anxiety and depression in the past and I realized that I want to talk about it.... and who better to talk about it with than my friends who are comedians, reality tv stars, or influencers whose lives look perfect on social media? Berning in Hell is where I speak to people about their demons and bring out their deepest insecurities, anxieties, regrets and ultimately learn how they cope with their hell. The devil works hard, but I work harder. Enjoy.Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 min

About Berner Phone

From the publisher's feed

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.

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