Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des BishopComedy Stand-Up

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Berner Phone episodes

March 13, 2019 Remy Kassimir: Laugh Shaming & Squirting
Remy didn't have an orgasm until she was 27 years old so naturally we had to overanalyze that. She educates us on the pleasure gap, communication during sex, rejection masturbating, how the P-word is dangerous, sex toys, masturbating tips, feeling sexy, smoking weed everyday, what the clit actually looks like, vagina shaming, naked dating, imposter syndrome, and when you should cut people out of your life.

LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/

Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

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56 min
March 06, 2019 Max Ehrich: Fame & Toxic Masculinity
Hannah makes fun of Max for being "so LA". Max never felt like he belonged in his small town of Marlboro, New Jersey. Fast forward a couple years and he has dated some of the coolest girls in Hollywood, has a million followers, and is a successful actor. Breaking into the industry hasn't been easy and after some success, he believes fame is a dirty word.

Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram and Twitter: @beingbernz

Follow Max Ehrich on Instagram: @maxehrich
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44 min
February 27, 2019 Emilia Ortiz: Past Lives & Threesomes
She is known on Instagram as the "healer of the hood" and mental health/cannabis advocate. Emilia chats with Hannah about witchcraft, what it means to be an empath, CBD, reincarnation, knowing her boyfriend is a past life, being bisexual, getting out of depression, and the afterlife.

LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/

Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

Follow Emilia Ortiz on Instagram: @ethereal.1
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1 hr 3 min
February 24, 2019 Lindsey Metselaar: Scheduling Sex & Stopping Smoking
You guys! This is the first ever crossover/remix/collab episode with Berning In Hell X We Met At Acme. In this episode, Lindsey gives Hannah an astrological consultation and Hannah chats with the podcast veteran about her dating demons, worst heartbreak, trust issues, being Type A, and leaving corporate America.

Go to We Met At Acme to listen to Hannah tell Lindsey all about her love life!

Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

Follow Lindsey Metselaar on Instagram: @wemetatacme
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39 min
February 20, 2019 Sonny5ideup: Making Memes & Not Being Thirsty
Sonny got fired by his own dad but now he runs multiple meme accounts with millions of followers. He's not motivated by money and is now looking for marriage- who the hell is this guy? He keeps his identity private, which makes him much more interesting. He also doesn't know what his five year plan is and Hannah would argue that five year plans are bullshit.

LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/

Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

Follow Sonny on Instagram & Twitter: @Sonny5ideup
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41 min
February 13, 2019 Michelle Collins: Disaster Dates & Shallowness
She stands 6'1" without heels, from Miami, Florida… Michelle Collins! You may have heard her on Sirius XM or seen her on The View. She also is kind of a big deal because she was nominated for an Emmy. But despite all her success in show business, her dating life is all over the place. A psychic told her that she will meet her husband overseas and she's convinced American guys don't like funny women. She's also scared of therapy so that's definitely not helping. Hannah also opens up about the worst date she's ever been on.

LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/

Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram and Twitter: @beingbernz

Follow Michelle Collins on Instagram and Twitter: @michcoll
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56 min
February 06, 2019 Jera Foster-Fell: Energy Murderers & Nipple Piercings
She is DA REALEST influencer in the game and an athleisure queen with sponsors through the roof. Her life has been an open book with breakups, nipple piercings, getting rejected as a soul cycle instructor, but she still has personal demons she doesn't show her followers. Also, we found out we hooked up with the same guy this summer which was weird.

LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/

Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram and Twitter: @beingbernz

Follow Jera Foster-Fell on Instagram: @jera.bean
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1 hr 6 min
January 30, 2019 Ryan Serhant: Attention Whores & Fearing Failure
Not only is he one of the most successful real estate brokers in NYC, but he is also the star of Bravo's Million Dollar Listing, author of Sell It Like Serhant, and founder of his own media entertainment company. Ryan Serhant reveals his strange secrets to success, including never trying to sell yourself and having a crippling fear of failure.

LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/

Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

Follow Ryan Serhant on Instagram & Twitter: @ryanserhant
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33 min
January 23, 2019 Comments By Celebs: Instagram Entrepreneurship & Eating Carbs
Arguably the hottest and fastest growing Instagram account in the game right now is @commentsbycelebs. Known as the "modern day paparazzi", they post the funniest comments by celebrities from all over the internet. Founders Emma Diamond and Julie Kramer seem to have the dream millennial gig, but Hannah discovers all the insecurities, fears, and struggles that come with managing a viral Instagram account.

LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/

Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

Follow Comments By Celebs on Instagram: @commentsbycelebs
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46 min
January 16, 2019 Kate Chastain: Emotional Availability & Farting
She might be the biggest star of Bravo's Below Deck, but she constantly gets yelled at by rude guests on yachts, doesn't have a sense of smell, fights with her mom, and once made a terrible decision in Key West with a guy named Fabio.

LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/

Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

Follow Kate Chastain on Instagram & Twitter: @kate_chastain
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38 min

About Berner Phone

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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.