Berner Phone

Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des BishopComedyStand-Up
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    71 min

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Berner Phone episodes

  • Drake Bell: Nostalgia & New Beginnings

    He was half of the hit Nickelodeon show, Drake & Josh, but now he has a new song out called Fuego Lento. He opens up in hell about his traumatic car crash, being famous before the social media age, the beauty of nostalgia, reinventing himself, his twitter feud with Justin Bieber, the controversy when josh did not invite drake to his wedding, why he is jealous of Harry Styles, how he really feels about acting. and Paige DeSorbo makes a special guest appearance at 35 minutes

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    52 min
  • Andrea Lavinthal: Bad Moms & Weird Marriages

    The Style and beauty director at People Magazine, Andrea Lavinthal, opens up about her unofficial marriage, how it effects her sex life, how she would murder her husband, losing attraction in relationships, her "japcent", why she hated being tall growing up, her daily schedule working as a magazine editor, being a bad mom, being a natural leader, what it means to have good style, why she thinks The Bachelor is over, her daily make up advice, her opinion on fake lashes, and panic attacks.

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    1 hr 14 min
  • Ali Kolbert: The Female Mind & Faking Confidence

    Ali is an amazing stand up comedian who you may have seen on The Tonight Show or at the Comedy Cellar. She opens up to Hannah about how she looks so confident on stage, why she's so good at insulting people,, putting the dream on the pedestal, having food noise, Crohn's disease, how often you should look in the mirror, the secret hidden lesbian community, how to test if a guy is gay or not, how anxiety fuels you, her favorite bravo housewife, the need to be funny. screaming into pillows, and all of her male/female celebrity crushes.

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Ali Kolbert on Instagram & Twitter: @alikolbert

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    53 min
  • David Yarus: Disrespectful Daters & Ghosting Etiquette

    David is the founder of JSwipe and Mllnl. He matched with Hannah on Raya and ended up in hell with her. This episode he discusses how JSwipe became a success, how believing in abundance helped him deal with competition, how he combines being zen while hustling, the different kinds of love in your life, cornerstone vs capstone relationships, how to find the right person when you're older, the era of single empowerment, the epidemic of dating disrespect, why he is anti-ghosting, choosing fear and scarcity vs. possibility of abundance, identity theft, being too busy to break up, finding your zone of genius, fire vs ice anger, and at 30 minutes they come up with the perfect text to send instead of ghosting.

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow David Yarus on Instagram & Twitter: @DavidYarus

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    40 min
  • Francis Ellis: Fired From Barstool & Feeling Sensitive

    Francis Ellis was fired from Barstool right before he was supposed to come on the podcast. We decided to go ahead with the interview to discuss the article he wrote that got him fired, what went down on his last day at work, why he was always anxious about getting fired, at 20 minutes he reads the controversial blog post that got him fired, at 24 minutes he reveals his barstool crush, he discusses cancel culture, how he started with barstool, why he enjoys playing sports with girls, how he's attractive for a red head, how he feels about summer house, his deepest insecurity, why he's so sensitive, all the jobs he's been fired from, why he thinks he wasn't a great fit for barstool, how to come up with new creative jokes, he admits he's vain, and discusses where he goes from here.

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

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    1 hr 18 min
  • Julia Elbaba: Hitting Balls & Hating Girls

    She was the number one college tennis player in America and the first professional athlete to come to hell. Julia discusses how she started playing tennis, how she copes with pressure situations, what it's like dating as a professional athlete, if tennis players are narcissists, what she really thinks about Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova, death threats, how she eats while competing, and who she crushes on in the Summer House cast.

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Julia Elbaba on Instagram & Twitter: @juleselbaba

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    49 min
  • Lexi Stout: The Body Positivity Scam & Secret Eating

    Former plus size model and Hannah's close friend, Lexi Stout, explains how good she is at cancelling plans, why she didn't immediately love her dog, the complexity of body positivity, why she reminds everyone of Khloe Kardashian, how people hate fat people, platonic male friends, why she loves shy men, her instagram sickness, the deal with her and Carl, and why hitting rock bottom is great.

    Follow Lexi Stout on Instagram: @thelexistout

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

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    58 min
  • Amanda Batula: Devil Dudes & Angel Boobs

    Amanda experienced a very public cheating scandal and engagement all during last season of Bravo's Summer House. She opens up to Hannah about how she really feels about engagement rings, the fact she she wan't actually cast for the show, how she likes approaching men first, the real timeline of her relationship with Kyle, what happened with the cheating rumor, self-sabotaging in relationships, if cheating retaliation is ever okay, how she glowed up from season 2 to season 3, emotional eating, Hannah's crush on Amanda's Dad, how sometimes she hates her boobs, plastic surgery rumors, her favorite shitty tv, and how she and Kyle fight.

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    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Amanda Batula on Instagram: @amandabatula

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Jeff Perla: Buttholes & Blowies

    There is no one better to interview from pride month than king of the bums, Jeff Perla. He is the founder of @thetravelinbum which is basically like Humans of New York but photos of guy's butts and their coming out stories. Jeff explains the definition of a twink, his friendship with British Dave, what it's like to have large balls, pro tips for blow jobs, when he knew he was gay, how he came out, the f-word, why Hannah would be a power bottom, the underground culture of straight guys hooking up with gay guys, why he hates butthole photos, that time he tore his butt, and his pride escapades.

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Jeff Perla on Instagram: @thetravelinbum

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    44 min
  • Mike Vecchione: Ex Friends & New Lovers

    Mike is Hannah's ex boyfriend's best friend and this is the first time they have spoken since the breakup. He also happens to be a hysterical comedian so he was the perfect podcast guest. The two discuss the complexities of a breakup, how he succeeded in getting out of the friend zone, having the same career as your best friend or significant other and not getting jealous of their success, how to focus on the positives of the internet and stay away from the negatives, how hard you should actually try at things, how many times he contemplated quitting comedy, the weird in-between phase no one talks about in their careers, kids who are coddled, his honest opinion of Hannah being on reality tv, disassociated sex, people who are bad at handling success, and how everything is negotiable.

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Mike Vecchione on Instagram & Twitter: @comicmikev

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    1 hr

About Berner Phone

From the publisher's feed

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.

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