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Hannah should have hated her after they first met, but Mary Beth explains why she wants to be difficult to work with, how to be more assertive, the real definition of fuckboy, why she is attracted to dudes who are emotionally unavailable, dating comedians, why she is the crop top athleisure queen, how she doesn't have self deprecating comedy, how she doesn't dress for men, obsessing about food, control issues, not letting guy's distract you, why she quit wearing eyelash extensions, and why she doesn't want to have kids.

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Ian explains how he discovered Cardi B, getting bullied growing up, the importance of empathy, how to become a show runner in the business, how he balanced his busy career and marriage, how he knew his wife was the one, his friendship with 50 cent, why famous people can be very shitty, why he thinks he's lazy, and curbing your ego.

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Ashley and Hannah bonded over buffalo wild wings before Ashley came to hell to discuss how her and Rayna don't hate each other, how they came up with Girls Gotta Eat, her different businesses, how a psychic predicted her future, their comedy strip club idea, if she still uses dating apps, her phone addiction, why people should scream more, wild stories from Panama City, the rules of FaceTiming, the best athletes to date, what she would do if Rayna got into a serious relationship, and how her dog changed her life.This episode is sponsored by CBDforlife.us - get 40% off on Black Friday and Cyber Monday--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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Mike explains how his wife trained him, when he knew his wife was the one, how Irish people and Italian people fight differently, the worst comedy show he ever did, why Hannah got yelled at in a Starbucks, types of audience members, how he was in a band growing up, tattoo regrets, growing up in Long Island, drug trips, white guys punching walls, the last time he cried, and meeting Leonardo DiCaprio,

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Chinae is a wellness expert and social entrepreneur who spoke to Hannah about making more money than your man, being an empath, having a quarter life crisis, losing friends, how she became an adidas ambassador, late night eating, people's patterns, if boyfriend's make you happy, why she never posted on social media about her relationships, recovering from eating disorders, why she doesn't use filters on Instagram, and the last fight she had with her boyfriend.

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The sexual tension is palpable. Dylan calls Hannah out for being late and then drops a bomb on Hannah and tells her that is he seeing someone else. what he thinks love is, why he loves probiotics, going down on girls, how to involve toys during sex, why he's a psycho, how he knows if he's gay or not, why his ex ruined porn for him, how fame can ruin you, why he would do horrible in the army, and his celebrity crushes.

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Krystyna explains why sluts are the best, how her podcast blew up after Apple rejected it, finding men who won't have sex with you, her cuckolding fetish, her first three-way, how she doesn't emit a sexy vibe, when they first masturbated, introducing toys with a significant other, guys with sexual dysfunctions, being boy crazy, how we hooked up with the same guy, why we broke up with our exes, how Hannah's grandma is sexually active, having sex with Chris Distefano, working with Corinne Fisher, how anal sent her to the ER, how she is starting her own podcast, and the secret to meditation.

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Amy Ordman is an Australian who moved to LA determined to become a youtube star. She also was determined to not ever come out as a lesbian, even though she pretty much knew since she was 13. Long story short, she became a YouTube star and came out of the closet. She talks about her experience at lesbian bars in NYC, how she only has a plan A, how she got scammed on craigslist, how we both have cats named Butter, why she went vegan, how she is friends with Rebecca Black, why she loves reality tv, the last time she was really depressed, awkward interactions, having OCD, being attracted to older women, and the meaning of her slingshot tattoo.

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Andrew explains how he became Nikki Glaser's best friend, what it was like being a professional dog walker, why people call him Puddles, pranking siblings, being a hypochondriac, real estate agent, fish monger, how he started stand up at 30 years old, that time he thought he was choking to death, how therapy changed his life, procrastinating, bombing, and Zoloft.

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Hannah goes through all the accusations that Caroline Calloway is facing online and Caroline tells her what is true or false. She explains why she didn't write her book, why she didn't pay the advance back, her adderall addiction, what hell happened with her creativity workshops, why she took 2 years off instagram, why she doesn't do sponsored posts, how the media would have reacted differently if she was a guy, a tutorial of what to do if you get scammed, her favorite hate comments, why she has a vendetta against Seth Rogan, why she admitted to being greedy, how much truth was in Natalie's essay, who she thinks the real Natalie Beach is, why adderall was her drug of choice, her biggest physical insecurity, wanting fame, her magical relationship with pills, secret influencer parties in LA, the model who she was dating, her dad's suicide and ultimately how she plays the internet like a violin.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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