Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des BishopComedy Stand-Up

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Berner Phone episodes

March 30, 2025 Berner Phone #84: Service Industry Annoyances
Customer service is a b**** and the dialers told us all their most annoying interactions. From standing up to get a waiter to shaking drinks at a bar, Hannah and Des figure out if they were ever guilty of being bad customers.
1 hr 18 min
March 22, 2025 Berner Phone #83: Are You the A-hole?
The last episode of are you the a-hole was a hit, so we're bringing it back. Based on the popular Reddit thread "Am I the a-hole?" we're deciding if the dialers are in the wrong this week.

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1 hr 20 min
March 15, 2025 Berner Phone #82: Notes App Revealed
Hannah is back and is passionate about this week's topic. Your notes app is about as personal as it gets, but the dialers are opening up to share the funniest thing in their notes.
1 hr 14 min
March 09, 2025 Berner Phone #81: TV You Need to Watch
The dialers are making their case for the best TV series of all time.
1 hr 27 min
March 03, 2025 Berner Phone #80: Best Advice From A Therapist
Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? This week the dialers are sharing the best advice they've recieved from a therapist.
1 hr 30 min
February 23, 2025 Berner Phone #79: This Should Be Illegal
The list of things that should be illegal could go on forever. You might leave this episode annoyed with humanity, but you'll also feel seen.
1 hr 22 min
February 16, 2025 Berner Phone #78: Life Advice From Des
The dialers are putting Des to the test and he's giving advice on life, love, travel, and becoming a yoga instructor.
1 hr 18 min
February 10, 2025 Berner Phone #77: What We Google
Search history is personal, but the dialers are letting us in on their most recent Google searches. You can usually find Hannah searching tennis players, celebrities, and the latest documentaries, while Des is on WebMD and looking up ACL exercises.
52 min
February 03, 2025 Berner Phone #76: Karma You Deserve
Hannah's mom joins the episode to explain why we have to protect our energy and let karma do its job. The dialers share stories of when karma came back to bite.
56 min
January 25, 2025 Berner Phone #75: Craziest Things You Did For Money
Will people really do anything for money? We're finding out this week as the dialers share the wildest things they've done for money.

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57 min

About Berner Phone

From the publisher's feed

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.