Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des BishopComedy Stand-Up

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Berner Phone episodes

August 19, 2025 Berner Phone #104: Nonsexual Turn Ons
This week we're celebrating some of life's simple pleasures. The dialers are sharing the nonsexual things that are arguably better than sex.

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1 hr 7 min
August 12, 2025 Berner Phone #103: Chaos Goblins
We went rogue this episode and didn't have a prompt. So without futher ado, let's hear what the dialers are up to and wanting to discuss this week.

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58 min
August 04, 2025 Berner Phone #102: Are you better than everyone?
We asked the dialers to share what makes them feel better than everyone else.

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1 hr 13 min
July 28, 2025 Berner Phone #101: What's Bugging You
Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? The dialers are getting the things that are bothering them off their chest this week.

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1 hr 22 min
July 21, 2025 Berner Phone #100: What Did You Just Say?
Hannah has some exciting news and the dialers are sharing the craziest things someone has said to their face.

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1 hr 7 min
July 14, 2025 Berner Phone #99: Things That Make You Feel Old
Being called ma'am for the first time can really stick with you - just ask Hannah. This prompted her to ask the dialers to share the moments that have made them feel old.

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1 hr 13 min
July 03, 2025 Berner Phone #98: It Shouldn't Be Awkward Pt. 2
A prompt so nice, we had to use it twice. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public.

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1 hr 26 min
June 30, 2025 Berner Phone #97: It Shouldn't Be Awkward
There are many things in life that shouldn't be awkward like waiting in line and sitting in traffic, but somehow our brains trick us into thinking we're embarassing ourselves. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public.

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1 hr 23 min
June 23, 2025 Berner Phone #96: Our Worst Crash Outs
Crashing out is the cool Gen Z way to say mental breakdown. We've all been there, and the dialers are sharing stories of the crash out moments they'll never forget.

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1 hr 18 min
June 16, 2025 Berner Phone #95: The Most Inspirational Quotes
If you post an inspirational quote on social media your friends might question your mental stability, so we had the dialers share them here instead.

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1 hr 12 min

About Berner Phone

From the publisher's feed

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.