Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des BishopComedy Stand-Up

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Berner Phone episodes

November 18, 2025 Berner Phone #117: Live Call-Ins
We took a risk and tried live call-ins for the first time in Berner Phone history. The only reason we pulled off the admin is because Hannah wasn't involved.

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1 hr 39 min
November 12, 2025 Berner Phone #116: Relationship Turnoffs
The dialers called in and shared their biggest turnoffs in relationships.

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1 hr 6 min
November 04, 2025 Berner Phone 115: Customer Service Horror Stories
The dialers are sharing their craziest customer service stories that prove the customer isn't always right.

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1 hr 15 min
October 27, 2025 Berner Phone #114: Dating Tips & Tricks
Des is joined by special guest Gabby Bryan to give their best shot at dating advice.

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1 hr 33 min
October 20, 2025 Berner Phone 113: What's Bugging You?
Instead of taking it out on their families, the dialers are airing their grievances on the pod and letting us know what's been bugging them.

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1 hr 17 min
October 14, 2025 Berner Phone 112: Family Secrets
We have a juicy one today - the dialers are spilling their family secrets.

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1 hr 3 min
October 08, 2025 Berner Phone 111: Relationship Hypocrisy
Chris is back and we're in studio. The vibes are high and we're discussing double standards in relationships.

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1 hr 2 min
September 30, 2025 Berner Phone 110: Ruthless Advice
Des is giving advice on the questions you don't want to ask your friends.

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1 hr 20 min
September 23, 2025 Berner Phone 109: Weirdest Crushes
The dialers are asking us to hear them out on their most out-of-pocket crushes.

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1 hr 7 min
September 16, 2025 Berner Phone #108: HAN SOLO
Hannah is a solo parent to the pod this week and she's answering the dialer's burning questions.

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1 hr 6 min

About Berner Phone

From the publisher's feed

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.