Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des BishopComedy Stand-Up

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Berner Phone episodes

January 12 Berner Phone #124: Little Gripes Part 2
The dialers are annoyed by so much that we had to do a part 2.

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1 hr 13 min
January 05 Berner Phone #123: Little Gripes
From nose breathers to doing dishes, the dialers are sharing the small annoyances that can ruin their day.

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1 hr 6 min
December 23, 2025 Berner Phone 122: Wildest Holiday Traditions Part 2
We're back this week with more unique holiday traditions. We're in the thick of the holiday season so the dialers need a distraction. Put your headphones on, ignore your family fighting in the background, and enjoy this episode.

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51 min
December 16, 2025 Berner Phone #121: Wildest Holiday Traditions
We're getting in the holiday spirit this week. The dialers shared their family's craziest holiday traditions.

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1 hr 8 min
December 09, 2025 Berner Phone #120: Controversial Takes Pt. 2
The dialers had so many good hot takes that we had to do a second episode.

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1 hr 7 min
December 02, 2025 Berner Phone #119: Controversial Takes
The dialers are letting us in on the thing they hate that everyone else seems to love.

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1 hr 3 min
November 24, 2025 Berner Phone #118: Local Gossip
We'd rather get involved in other people's drama than deal with our own, so we asked the dialers to tell us their juiciest local gossip.

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59 min
November 18, 2025 Berner Phone #117: Live Call-Ins
We took a risk and tried live call-ins for the first time in Berner Phone history. The only reason we pulled off the admin is because Hannah wasn't involved.

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1 hr 39 min
November 12, 2025 Berner Phone #116: Relationship Turnoffs
The dialers called in and shared their biggest turnoffs in relationships.

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1 hr 6 min
November 04, 2025 Berner Phone 115: Customer Service Horror Stories
The dialers are sharing their craziest customer service stories that prove the customer isn't always right.

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1 hr 15 min

About Berner Phone

From the publisher's feed

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.