Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des BishopComedy Stand-Up

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Berner Phone episodes

May 28 The Truth About GLP-1s, Peptides, and Fibermaxxing (Bonus Episode)
Surprise! It's a bonus episode! Dr. Elizabeth Kazarian joins Des to discuss GLP-1s, medical misinformation, and the overlap between politics and alternative health. Dr. Kazarian also shares insights on menopause and testosterone therapy, concerns about the peptide craze, and her hopes for expanded stem cell research.

FOLLOW DR. K: https://www.instagram.com/drkazarian/

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

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Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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58 min
May 25 This Should Be Illegal
Des is solo this week, listening to voicemails answering the question: "What was normal in your childhood that's illegal today?" From leaving kids in the car and bringing them into bars to getting a bar of soap in your mouth for cursing, Des reacts to the Dialers' nostalgic stories from a very different time.

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FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 12 min
May 18 Des Solves Your Problems
Des is solo this week, giving advice to the Dialers on everything from how to handle a straight man making too many gay jokes to whether you should bring a gift to a destination wedding.

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FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 16 min
May 11 Irrational Childhood Fears (with Vittorio Angelone)
This week, Des is joined by comedian Vittorio Angelone! They discuss childhood fears like sharks living in pools, quicksand, and getting drafted.

FOLLOW VITTORIO:

Tickets: https://vittorioangelone.com/

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X: https://x.com/vittorioangelon

MIKE & VITTORIO'S GUIDE TO PARENTING PODCAST:

Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mike-vittorios-guide-to-parenting/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/00DOzzuxZT1g9TztzkCO4r?si=e5347e914e64482c

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@guidetoparenting

Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html

FOLLOW DES:

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW HANNAH:

Tickets: https://hannahberner.com/

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HannahBerner

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TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hannah_berner

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialhannahberner/

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 20 min
May 04 Is This Normal? (with Katie Boyle)
This week, Des is joined by comedian Katie Boyle to decide if the Little Dialers are weird or normal.

FOLLOW KATIE:

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THE SHIFT PODCAST:

Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-shift/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5rS2HPgLII06KMcb3De198?si=80823f77dadd40ef

YouTube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM6mVEnpWVhGMz-pQ-5fypqGRiG6_edtQ&si=V9nyqAfwjd8dgnyg

Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html

FOLLOW DES:

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Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 12 min
April 27 Wisdom from Your Grandparents (With Caroline Baniewicz)
Caroline Baniewicz is back this week and helps Des respond to wisdom from your grandparents.

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Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html

FOLLOW DES:

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TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

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FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 7 min
April 20 The First Song You Loved (with Caroline Baniewicz)
This week, Des is joined by friend, comedian, and professionally trained opera singer Caroline Baniewicz! The Dialers share the first songs they remember falling in love with, and Des and Caroline share their own picks from childhood. Caroline reflects on growing up listening to Christian music, and Des talks about how he felt watching an early Justin Bieber music video.

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/carolineebaniewicz/

Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html

FOLLOW DES:

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW HANNAH:

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TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hannah_berner

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialhannahberner/

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 30 min
April 13 Why Do Men Do This?
Why do men play so many video games? Why do they loudly grunt at the gym? How are they able to use 12-in-1 body washes and still have great skin? This week, Des is solo and attempts to explain men.

Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html

FOLLOW DES:

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FOLLOW HANNAH:

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Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 14 min
April 06 What's Bugging You?
What's bugging everyone this week? Des discusses running influencers, Reddit commenters, and the protein craze.

Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html

FOLLOW DES:

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FOLLOW HANNAH:

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FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 12 min
March 30 More Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be
Des returns with part two of last week's prompt, "What is embarrassing that shouldn't be?" Let us know in the Spotify comments what prompts you'd like him to tackle next.

Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html

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FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 5 min

About Berner Phone

From the publisher's feed

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.