Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des BishopComedy Stand-Up

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Berner Phone episodes

August 03 Things You Used To Judge People For
Today Des reacts to things you used to judge people for but don't anymore, like being a Karen, children crying in public, and counting a pregnancy in weeks.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

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FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

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Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 7 min
July 27 Mispronounced Words
This week, Des reacts to the Dialers' least favorite mispronounced words. We'll do another one of these episodes in the future - call in and comment below with more words!

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 3 min
July 20 Things Your Teenage Self Would Be Embarrassed By
What do you do today that you think your teenage self would be embarrassed by? A few Dialers offer birdwatching, wearing granny panties, and gardening. Let us know in the comments what your teenage self would be embarrassed by!

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
46 min
July 13 Annoying Sounds
Today, Des reacts to all the sounds that annoy the Dialers, like garbage trucks, kids coughing, and ASMR.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 11 min
July 06 Creative Insults & More Things We Believed As Kids
Today Des listens to your creative insults and some more things you believed as kids.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 19 min
June 29 Silly Things We Believed as Kids
Des reacts to silly things the Dialers believed as kids, like getting arrested for turning on the lights in the car and watermelon seeds growing in your stomach.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 3 min
June 22 Biggest Gripes of 2026 (So Far)
This week, Des is solo and responding to the Dialers' biggest complaints about 2026 so far.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 8 min
June 15 Funniest Things Said During Sex
This week, Des records solo from an undisclosed location and listens to voicemails about the funniest things people have said during sex.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
56 min
June 08 What Generation Do You Wish You Grew Up In?
This week, Des listens to voicemails from Dialers who wish they grew up in a different generation. From club culture and technology to roller skating and funeral etiquette, Des explores what makes people long for another era.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 17 min
June 01 Niche Collections
This week, Des listens to voicemails about the strangest things people collect. From animal bones and troll dolls to rosary beads and matchboxes, the Dialers call in to share the unique collections they've built over the years.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
1 hr 9 min

About Berner Phone

From the publisher's feed

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.