This week we are discovering new life hacks. They range from masturbating, public bathrooms, matching your socks, to being cringe and feeling free. 

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Secrets are being revealed…there are age gap relationships, people cheating, and happy endings being given. Plus, Hannah made a mistake on Cameo.

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The dialers are getting things off their chest this week. They have some serious grievances about airports, pestering shy people, and getting sober. 

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This week men are revealing the things they want women to know. They aren’t always thinking about sex and don’t want to hear about your exes, but at the same time they are self proclaimed “horny garbage”. 

This week we’re working through some intergenerational conflict. Gen Z  can’t stand how older people text, rake leaves, and use social media. Millennials and Gen X are bothered by ever-changing lingo and TikTok. And everyone is mad that people yell on the phone in public places.

For the first time, we are taking life advice questions from the little dialers and we'll see where it takes us. This week we’re discussing how we can learn to say no, long distance relationships, and confusing situationships.

The phonies are fed up with office small talk, mommy influencers, and wedding traditions. Plus, Hannah's mom makes an appearance on the pod. 

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We are all eating cold food, holding doors, and asking permission to get married in the name of etiquette and tradition. The little dialers have had enough and so have we. 

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From armpits to toilets to breeding, no kink is left unturned in this new episode of Berner Phone!