Today, I sit down with Jackass member and comedian, Rachel Wolfson. We talk about how Johnny Knoxville discovered her, male nudity, scorpion botox, shooting jackass forever, weed, getting sent to a boarding school, and much more!  

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Today, I sit down with comedian and the founder of “School of Thot”, Stasia Patwell. We talk about her rock bottom, how she turner her life around, starting her business, my current weight, my body measurements, and much more! 

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Today, I sit down with the host of Carnival Eats, Noah Cappe! We talk about our favorite travel shows, growing up in a family of 10, being a new parent, interviewing Dwight Howard, carnival food, and much more!

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Today, I sit down with Chloé Toscano. Chloé is a Paralympic swimmer and writer focusing on disability advocacy and awareness. We talk about her accident, limb removal surgery, joining the Paralympics, why she removed her arm, the articles she’s written, and much more!

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Today, I sit down with comedian/podcaster/athlete Brendan Schaub. We talk about shooting his new special, being bad at breakups, tough mudders, Dana White, Jake and Logan Paul, Paddy Pimblett, parenting, and much more! 

Watch Brendan’s new stand up special “The Gringo Papi” on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4zH9mu_0Oc 

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Today, I sit down with Josh Peck. We talk about growing up as a child star, why he never met his dad, losing 110 lbs, skin removal surgery gone wrong, doing drugs, getting sober, gym injuries, and much more! 

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Today, I sit down with comedian Matt Rife. We talk about Wild ’n Out, doing edibles with Ralphie May on tour, ghost hunting, his special, and much more!  

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Today, I sit down in New York with comedian Mark Normand. We talk about Chris Rock & Will Smith, The Real World, new phrases, our upcoming shows together, New York comedy, and much more! 

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We Might Be Drunk: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/we-might-be-drunk/id1548251094 

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Today, I sit down with comedian/podcaster, Akaash Singh. We talk about Indian Women, The Simpsons, Cosby, his new specials, Will Smith, proposing to his Wife, and much more! 

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Bring Back Apu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk3svL0GPWI 

Crowd Work Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePpIH_u6bHE&t=35s 

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Welcome to Open Tabs! The show where I leave all of the tabs open on my browser and go through them with you! 

Today, I sit down with my cousin Andrew and my producer Halston. We watch Kanye, Loop Stations, I spit a freestyle, dangerous surf competitions, rogue waves, Ryan Leaf, 3rd Bass, and much more! 

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Timecodes:

0:00 - Intro 

2:02 - Kanye

18:47 - Loop Stations

21:31 - Bert’s Freestyle

23:51 - Making a Yacht 

28:53 - Dangerous Surf Competitions

35:00 - Kelly Slater Photobombed by Shark

35:40 - Fat Guy Boat Launch

40:28 - Rogue Wave

41:26 - Ryan Leaf

49:45 - It’s Not Funneh Girl

50:47 - Kid’s Caught Painting Each Other

54:28 - Ryan Leaf Pt 2

56:30 - MC Serch/3rd Bass

1:00:56 - Outro

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