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Hey guys! Today I sit down with national spearfishing champion & free diver, Kimi Werner. We talk about how she got into freediving, spearfishing, living off the land, riding a Great White, diving in the arctic, why I look up to Kimi so much, and much more! 

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The full unedited audio of my Cooking Show "Somethings Burning". On this episode, I invite Jeff Danis & Ryan O'Neill from the Danish & O'Neill Podcast to make a questionable recipe of Poutine.

If you like tons of sweat, slobber and cheese curds, this is your episode.

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Recipe:

POUTINE 2 WAYS!

Classic Poutine and Bert’s Breakfast of Champions Poutine. MAKE THE GRAVY (5-10 minutes) Make the roux: In a small saucepan, melt 4 tablespoons butter over medium heat.

Add 4 tablespoons flour and mix. Cook 2 minutes.

Gradually whisk in 2 cans beef broth. Whisk out all lumps.

Add these ingredients and whisk until gravy thickens, about 5 minutes or so:

½ teaspoon garlic powder

1 teaspoon onion powder

4 tablespoons ketchup

4 teaspoons Dijon mustard

4 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce

Salt and pepper to taste

MAKE THE FRIES - DOUBLE FRY METHOD

Heat oil to 350°

Cut potatoes into ¼-inch sticks and put in a bowl with cold water (You want to let the potatoes soak for at least 1 hour for crispy fries.)

Double fry the potatoes: First in 350° oil, pull out and drain

Heat oil to 425° and fry again for about 3 minutes. (WHILE FRIES ARE COOKING, MAKE BLUE CHEESE WEDGE SALAD)

Core head of lettuce and cut into wedges

Top with blue cheese dressing and blue cheese crumbles

MAKE CLASSIC POUTINE

Top half the fries with gravy and cheese curds

MAKE BERT’S BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS POUTINE

Fry eggs and bacon.

Top fries with gravy, curds, eggs, and bacon

WHILE EGGS and BACON ARE COOKING, MAKE MILKSHAKES!

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Today I sit down with my long time friend and stand up comedian, Gary Guman. We talk about what it was like to go to a psych ward, Ketamine therapy, the yips, and his brand new HBO special!

You can watch Gary's special "The great Depresh" on HBO, HBO Now, and HBO GO!

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Today I sit down with Jeannie Gaffigan (Wife of Jim Gaffigan) and LeeAnn to talk about what it was like for her to undergo brain surgery. We talk about the recovery, the surgery, and what she learned from all of it. 

LeeAnn did a book club on her podcast "Wife of the Party" where her and her friends talk about Jeannie Gaffigans book "When Life Gives You Pears". Available wherever you get your podcasts.

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Today I sit down in the mancave with Mark Normand. We talk about touring Europe together, his Rogan appearance growing up in a bad neighborhood, Mark's Moped, blowing off Jerry Seinfeld, and much more! 

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The full uncut audio from my cooking show "Something's Burning". I teach Whitney Cummings and Michael Rapaport how to make pizza (sort of)

Special thanks to Gil Tamazyan (Platter Pizza)

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Recipe:​

- Make the Dough

- Combine flour, salt, and yeast in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with a dough hook attachment. Mix to combine.

- Add water and mix to combine. Then, knead dough on low speed for 10 minutes. The mixture should come together into a unified mass that barely sticks to the bottom of the bowl as it kneads. If dough sticks, add flour 1 tablespoon at a time to the mixer while it is running, until the mass barely sticks to the bowl. If the mixture is too dry, add water 1 tablespoon at a time to the running mixer.

- Cover bowl tightly with plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 8 hours. It can be refrigerated for up to 72 hours.

- When ready to make pizza, transfer dough to a floured work surface.

- Divide dough into four even sections.

- Coat four small containers or bowls with nonstick cooking spray or olive oil.

- With floured hands, form each section into a ball. Place one dough ball into each coated container or bowl. Lightly spray the top of each dough ball with nonstick cooking spray or coat with olive oil.

- Cover each container or bowl tightly with plastic wrap, and let rise at room temperature for 2 hours. Each dough ball should double in volume. Make the Sauce

- Make the sauce by either pushing the tomatoes through a food mill or simply pulsing them in a food processor until a chunky liquid is formed.

- Heat oven to at least 475 F, higher if your oven allows. If using a pizza stone, place it in the oven to heat as well.

- Assemble the Pizzas

- Onto a well-floured surface, stretch out each ball into a 10-inch circle. Use a floured rolling pin if you need it. Don’t worry about the dough being a perfect circle!

- Place one dough ball onto a lightly floured pizza peel, shake gently to ensure that the dough is not sticking.

- Spread about 1/3 cup of sauce over the dough, leaving about a 1/2- inch edge unsauced.

- Top the sauce with a quarter of the mozzarella slices. Tear a few basil leaves on top (according to your liking) and drizzle with 1 tablespoon of olive oil. You can also add the basil and olive oil after the pizza is cooked.

- Transfer pizza from peel to the hot stone and bake about 5 to 7 minutes, until cheese is bubbly and crust is charred in places.

- Repeat with remaining dough balls and ingredients.

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Today I sit down with my buddy Bobby Kelly to smoke some cigars and talk about LA vs New York, camping, being a dad, being your own boss, getting fat shamed, how Bobby met Rogan, and much more!

Robert Kelly is on tour with Jim Florentine Rich Vos, and Ron Bennington. For all tour dates go to www.kreepswithkidstour.com

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Today I sit down with Jim Florentine and Chad Zumock. We talk about Howard Stern, Jim Norton, touring, quicksand, and much more!

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Today I sit down in the mancave with Kyle Dunnigan to talk about what it was like to live with Amy Schumer, Tig Notaro, and Sarah Silverman. We also talk about an embarrassing moments, dating, anxieties, and much more!

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The full uncut audio from my cooking show "Something's Burning". I hang out with Todd Glass and we make Philly Cheesesteak Pierogi's and talk about how to throw the perfect party.

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Recipe: Philly Cheesesteak Pierogis

INGREDIENTS: 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour, plus extra for dusting 1 teaspoon kosher salt, plus more as needed 1 large egg, beaten 1 cup sour cream, plus more for serving 6 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened, divided 1 large yellow onion, thinly sliced 3 tablespoons canola or vegetable oil, divided, plus more as needed 10 ounces thinly sliced steak, such as ribeye or top round (see note) Freshly ground black pepper 1 1/2 cups shredded provolone cheese 1 cup shredded low-moisture mozzarella cheese Chopped flat-leaf parsley, to garnish EQUIPMENT: 2 Large mixing bowls Whisk Skillet Pot Spider Small bowl for cheese whiz Cup of water Philly Cheesesteak Pierogis MAKE THE PIEROGI DOUGH: Whisk together: 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour, plus extra for dusting 1 teaspoon kosher salt, plus more as needed Add: 1 EGG 1 cup SOUR CREAM 4 tablespoons SOFTENED BUTTER. Stir until well combined and the dough pulls away from the bowl. If dough is too dry, add one tablespoon of water at a time until it comes together. Cover and refrigerate. MAKE THE PIEROGI FILLING: THINLY SLICE 1 ONION Heat OIL in a skillet over medium heat until shimmering. Add ONION and season with SALT and PEPPER. Cook about 30 min until golden brown. Roughly chop half the onion and transfer to a large bowl; set the other half of onions aside. COOK THE MEAT– Add oil to the skillet and increase heat to high. Season STEAK with salt and pepper and, working in batches, saute, stirring, until just cooked through, about 1 minute per batch; add more oil to pan if needed. Remove meat from heat and roughly chop. Add chopped steak to the chopped onions and toss in both shredded cheeses. Mix to evenly distribute and set aside to cool. ROLL OUT AND FORM THE PIEROGIS: Turn dough out onto lightly floured work surface. Roll the dough into a sheet about 1/16 inch thick. Using a 3-inch circular cookie cutter to cut the dough into circles. Roll the excess dough into a new dough ball and wrap with plastic wrap; let rest for 5 minutes, then roll out and repeat. Place two teaspoons of filling in the center of each dough round. Use a wet finger to moisten the edge of each round with water, then fold into a semi-circle around the filling. Gently pinch edge together to seal, then press with tines of fork to make pleated edge. Boil until they float to the top and are cooked through, about 3 minutes. Remove with a slotted spoon and let drain in a colander. Repeat until all of the pierogi have been boiled. Heat 1 tablespoon oil and 2 tablespoons butter in a skillet over medium heat until butter is melted. Working in batches, saute pierogi until crisp and browned on each side, about 6 minutes per batch. WARM THE CHEESE WHIZ Heat it in the microwave. Add the reserved onions to the pierogi pan to heat through. Serve onions on top of the pierogis.

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