This week, we kick off with Monty's Elf on the Shelf, and how we ruined Christmas for our kids. There's also George Clooney and Travis Kelce's recent convo about never arguing with their partners, a celeb that wants to be cryogenically frozen, funeral chat, Cardi B's umbilical jewellery and a very unconventional Christmas gift idea. Enjoy!

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