*This episode discusses suicide, filicide, and psychosis.

This week, we talk about the horrifically complicated trial of Lindsay Clancy, and the uncomfortable reality of how declining mental health doesn't always present the way we expect.

We also talk about our new friend Kate Beckinsale, Monty tells us about her son's unconventional school camp, we reminisce about our own school camp days, and whether teachers really are getting up to mischief when the lights go out like we thought. There's also Chopper, prison, and we ponder the very realistic and important question of who would play us in a movie?  Enjoy!

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We sat down and had a chat with a real-life Doctor of Skinnnn (also known as a dermatologist). Her name is Dr Eshini Perera, and she is delightful and full to the brim with skincare knowledge.

We asked her all about what to do with our peri skin, and she broke down a super simple, stupid skincare routine for all of us.

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WARNING: Most of our episodes aren't really appropriate for young ears, but a heads-up that this one is DEFINITELY not.

This week, Monty tells us about the upcoming holiday that will leave 3/4 of her family disappointed, her plans to take the Byron Bay wedding industry by storm, and Mel floats two of her self-declared  'amazing ideas'  involving cake, and porn. But not together.

We hear some classic Dolly Doctor questions from back in the day, and one of them takes us straight to the gates of blowjob city, where dentists, major illness, and a classic porno with perhaps the greatest storyline ever, all feature. Enjoy! 😂

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This week, we kick off with the recent speculation around Ariana Grande's health, and the discomfort of whether we should be talking about it at all. Monty tells us about the rapper who claims to get exactly ZERO hours sleep at night, and Mel shares a clip that pissed her off and Insta, and we dissect our thoughts about it and ask - can men and women ever really be just friends? Enjoy!

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This week, we kick off with the clothing item several high profile men have been getting out and about in, why we love Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz, and the weirdly deceptive world of AI.

Mel's daughter recently turned 18, and the control freak in her is struggling with a particular element of the upcoming party planning. There's also drinking culture, rigid thinking, and Monty shares another tear jerker poem about motherhood and letting go. Enjoy!

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This week, we kick off with our highlight of the week courtesy of our close personal friend Amy Schumer. We talk about the fashion and beauty trends we’re not into, droopy eyelids, flirting with botox, and low-bar efforts in personal appearance. Aunty Kez drops in for a chat about the soccer star who is taking over our Instagram feeds, and tells us exactly why he’s a walking green flag of a man. Enjoy!

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This week, we kick off with a relatable list of why we'd never survive reality TV, a fake tan hack that works and serious beach bravery. Monty challenges Mel to a game that reveals some creepy lyrics, a few bits of trivia, and a reminisce about high school debs that reveals an awkward friendship confession. Enjoy!

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This week, an attempt to get more movement in backfires on one of us, and the other has lost her exercise mojo for her go-to staple. Mel calls herself out on some judgemental (and ageist) thoughts on a recent fashion choice from queen Madonna, and we giggle over her fabulous NSFW bathroom knick knack collection.

Monty’s in the depths of a retro food obsession, has found love with her new kitchen appliance, and a question about marine biology sends us down memory lane, leading us to a VERY nostalgic recycling campaign. Enjoy!

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Mel is having one more week off, so I roped one of my besties, Aunty Kez, into the hot seat.

We chat about THAT Lenny Kravitz incident, Kendall Jenner getting a sauso roll from our local bakery, and a TV and podcast recommendation you'll love.

Mel will be back next week.

Monty xx

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Helllllo! Just me flying solo recording a voice memo in my living room to let you know we are sorry we couldn't do a proper pod this week but I also have the riveting goss on Jacob Elordi and Kendall Jenners cafe order. You are welcome.

Chat more next week,

Monty xxx

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