This week, an attempt to get more movement in backfires on one of us, and the other has lost her exercise mojo for her go-to staple. Mel calls herself out on some judgemental (and ageist) thoughts on a recent fashion choice from queen Madonna, and we giggle over her fabulous NSFW bathroom knick knack collection.

Monty’s in the depths of a retro food obsession, has found love with her new kitchen appliance, and a question about marine biology sends us down memory lane, leading us to a VERY nostalgic recycling campaign. Enjoy!

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Mel is having one more week off, so I roped one of my besties, Aunty Kez, into the hot seat.

We chat about THAT Lenny Kravitz incident, Kendall Jenner getting a sauso roll from our local bakery, and a TV and podcast recommendation you'll love.

Mel will be back next week.

Monty xx

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Helllllo! Just me flying solo recording a voice memo in my living room to let you know we are sorry we couldn't do a proper pod this week but I also have the riveting goss on Jacob Elordi and Kendall Jenners cafe order. You are welcome.

Chat more next week,

Monty xxx

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This week is all about love, grief, holding on, letting go, and the bittersweetness of motherhood. ♥️

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This week, Monty kicks us off with an innocent, but NQR-sounding observation she made at her son's recent footy game that we both agree would sound VERY different if it came from a man. We also caht Kylie Minogue, Off-Campus and welcome back our beloved Aunty Kez, who needs advice with a conundrum that will leave you cringing hard. Enjoy!

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This week, we kick off with a conversation about day clothes vs bed clothes, and a text messaging conspiracy theory. There’s also things that are embarrassing for no reason, some new additions to the anti-bucket list, and things people do that are very rock n roll. Enjoy!

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This week, we talk comfort shows, ponder whether good coin trumps job satisfaction, and find common ground with our new best mate, Kylie Jenner. Monty tells us about her questionable new skincare routine, Mel is taking medical advice from Insta, we're both smashing supplements, one of us is fibremaxxing, and the other one's partner committed the ultimate betrayal. Enjoy!

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This week, Monty’s rocking a new playlist to help with her insomnia, and it features a 90’s icon we haven’t heard about it YONKS, and it reminds Mel of a weirdly specific genre of music we’d almost forgotten about. Monty tells us about having to do the worst job at her son’s footy match, and we manage to simultaneously sing the praises AND shit-can parents at junior sport.

Monty’s little boy Otie had his first in-house playdate, and she asks whether the ‘activity’ she almost suggested was weird or not, and Mel finishes us off with two diabolical confessions from some very large piece of shit humans. Enjoy!

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This week, we're talking about the joy of team sports, Lena Dunham's new book and why the Michael Jackson movie feels NQR to us. There's also the new 'maxxing' trend that is so dumb we can't quite believe it, chest hair is hot again, the sad and brave death of James Valentine, and Mel delivers Monty's eulogy aka 'loveogy'. Enjoy.

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This week, we kick off with the lost art of the ad jingle and remember a Victorian horticulture icon. Mel shares some questions that are meant to take your first date to the next level, but we disrespectfully disagree.

And as promised, Monty shares the eulogy she's written for Mel, and it does not disappoint. Enjoy!

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