Except Sarah. She wants them on her lovely tall girl legs, but will she just end up selling them on Depop? Meanwhile, Lise has reached lunchbox liberation, and there are two types of people; the rare people who love having 'Happy Birthday' sung to them..and everyone else. And the show phone reveals a listener dilemma for the ages: what's more important - Year 6 Graduation or Lady Gaga? 

The show phone is: 0489 214 653

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Four cities! Four dates! Go, go, go! Rally the group chat, crown a Ticket Captain (Nicole, this is your time), and be ready because tickets open at midday today local time. Max 10 tix per order (Brisbane max 8). 

TICKET LINKS: 

BRISBANE MARCH 7

MELBOURNE MARCH 20

SYDNEY MARCH 27

PERTH MARCH 28 

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Mother-in-laws. Dads. Teachers. Hostesses. Every single tricky person on your list has been handled with our ultimate gift guide. From cricket family passes, chic mother-in-law pleasers, teacher presents that aren’t another cursed mug, and hostess gifts that say “I really have my shit together", let us be your guide. 

The show phone is: 0489 214 653

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

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WARNING: SPOILERS. The wind was off its chops. Sam Armytage was in a silo. And one woman was left standing. We unpack the most glorious, wind-whipped Golden Bachelor ending imaginable. We're calling it - this was the best season of The Bachelor that we have ever seen. 

Thankyou Channel Nine for the group watching project we all needed! A Golden Rose to you! 

If you've just discovered us via these unhinged recaps, welcome. We release episodes every Tuesday. Follow the Lise and Sarah show - it's the podcast version of the women in the mansion. 

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There’s a new friendship theory in town: Sun Girls, Shade Girls, and the sacred art of the Couch Friend. Lise spirals over the price of a quick takeaway, and Sarah hears a woman screaming in her yard (it’s... not). Author Sally Hepworth drops by with a book-tour confession she probably shouldn’t have said out loud, but then again, We Listen, and We Don't Judge. 

The show phone is: 0489 214 653

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

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Hometowns did the absolute most.  Sunny rolls in with dom vibes and a six-month-single bomb. Bear trips over the word “feminist". And Jeanette has a psychic bestie - Leanne - who steals the episode. We argue calm vs. chaos for Bear’s endgame, gossip about the finale, and demand Darrell Lea and Apollo Caravans for emotional damages. 

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Dry humping in a cruise ship pool. Ballet dancers in tights. Erotic fiction and sex dreams. The women are horny, ok? Thankfully, there’s a fridge full of Lite n’ Easy to cool things down but honestly, where’s Darrell Lea when you need it? Three women remain. Grab your sunnies and SPF 50, because Sunny’s coming in blindingly hot!

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We cracked the code on the mysterious institution of Coles Radio. Who’s curating this fever-dream playlist of bangers? Are there secret messages given, in song? This week, Lise and Sarah go deep, with a little help from Leigh Sales, who may or may not have accidentally scored her next gig in Aisle 3.

The show phone is: 0489 214 653

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

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Pass the tissues and the Darrell Lea red licorice, because we're crying harder than at our own kids’ births. Lise and Sarah unpack Sunny’s CEO-era realisation, Kim’s elite-level flirting, and the very subtle sting of how child-free women get sidelined on reality TV. 

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A Golden first. One woman flat-out refuses the rose. Sunny and Bear’s rain-kissed oyster date sets the kiss counter in overdrive, and Sunny shoots straight onto our leaderboard. We unpack the sex-positive “Never Have I Ever” game, salute the amount of gratuitous sponsors, and ask: whose idea was the worlds longest paddleboard detour? Whatever. We got through it, guys.

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