What started out as a casual holiday purchase - a fake Louis Vuitton handbag - has rapidly escalated. The show phone has a message with someone claiming to be from the Louis Vuitton brand protection team. There is a file number. There is a London number to call. Nobody panic though, because Lise knows how to spin it into a positive. Plus, mindfulness coach Ben Crowe has an 'introduction challenge' that proves....very challenging. And the woo-woo habits we’re adopting to survive the year.  No judgement; but we're talking to the trees. 

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Sarah may or may not be an international criminal after purchasing a fake Louis Vuitton Neverfull. There are whispers of customs seizures, in-store confiscations and French prison sentences. She’s rattled.

Meanwhile, Lise receives a school email that sends her into a full-blown “let teenage boys have freedom” spiral. Permission slips? For cars? Is this why Gen Z can’t make a GP appointment?

Add in: a Bridgerton betrayal (Benedict, we need to talk), an all-inclusive holiday that ruined real life forever, and a wholesome Andy Lee sighting that restores our faith in men.

Low stakes. High drama. Zero legal advice.

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Sarah turns up with a bouffant fringe the size of a small Fiat and refuses to apologise. From there, things escalate quickly. We’re calling time on ice-cream taste testers (it’s rude)  unpacking whether school uniforms are sexist, and desperately clawing our way out of the gel nails cycle

Low stakes. Strong opinions. Absolutely no taste tests.

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No prep. No salads. No mental load. Just a pig on a spit, a potato masher as a serving spoon, and women sitting on eskies like it’s 1987.

This week, Sarah witnesses what might be the most radical feminist act of her life at PigFest: a party where the men handled everything and the women did....nothing. How did it go? 

Plus: a fake designer bag conundrum 

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Snakes. This is your moment. Time to shed what no longer serves you. Old habits, emotional clutter,  or perhaps the platter your best friend lovingly and thoughtfully gifted you.  

Sarah has officially become a corkboard lady - a triumph! But unfortunately, just as she was feeling powerful, she discovered that Lise had remorselessly sent the TJ Maxx platter she once gave her off in a boat to China. 

Thankfully if Sarah is feeling sad about it, she has plenty of miserable clothes to choose from. 

BUY SARAHS FUNERAL FRIENDLY WARDROBE ON DEPOP  

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It’s part two of our Best Of the Year and frankly, we have questions. Whatever happened to the heel and toe? Are men in sockettes are a hard no? Is the cult book Far Out Brussel Sprout responsible for raising the best Australian generation ever?

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This one is for the stayers who’ve been laughing with us all year and anyone new who wants the good bits without doing the homework. We stitched together your most-DM’d moments: the midlife-piercing rebellion, the sandal-gate saga, the unexpectedly lucrative foot arch, our fake-assistant era, and the teenage-boy doorbell hack that changed everything 

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New Year, New You? Sames. It's our year of lifting heavy. But if you're confused by the internet yelling at you to lift weights, but you're not sure where to start, we got you.

This episode was behind the paywall but we're bringing it out for everyone to hear, because physio and exercise physiologist Paula Hindel is here to give you the actual starter kit for midlife strength that works in real life. 

We hear about the four non‑negotiable exercises, exactly how heavy to go with “reps in reserve,” why walking is wonderful and the truth about weighted vests.

There’s also a special 20% off Paula’s Learn to Lift 8‑week program for Lise and Sarah Listeners with the code LISEANDSARAH20 - you can sign up here 

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Light a candle, ditch the family for a walk, and come rage-clean with us. We’re doing a full-moon purge of everything that hijacked our brain real estate this year, in this compilation of our most ragey segments. There's the $10K “investment” dirt bike Dane suddenly “can’t sell,” the lady asking her golden retriever to pick her gel nail colour, the goodie-bag serum industrial complex, and pastel-only women’s sneakers. It’s cathartic, a little unhinged, and exactly what your New Year energy ordered. Strap in, witches.

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Everyone ok? Today’s a little Boxing Day welfare check: naps on tap, cricket murmuring in the background (no idea what’s happening), and channelling bin chickens at the fridge. Lise has two elite moves: OJ ice cubes under Champagne and panettone French toast. And, shes' taking the tree down before the new year energy hits, and playing her favourite sport, adding $1200 of nonsense to cart and never checking out.

Permission slip granted: go low and slow today. 

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