No prep. No salads. No mental load. Just a pig on a spit, a potato masher as a serving spoon, and women sitting on eskies like it’s 1987.

This week, Sarah witnesses what might be the most radical feminist act of her life at PigFest: a party where the men handled everything and the women did....nothing. How did it go? 

Plus: a fake designer bag conundrum 

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This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360 

We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane 

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Snakes. This is your moment. Time to shed what no longer serves you. Old habits, emotional clutter,  or perhaps the platter your best friend lovingly and thoughtfully gifted you.  

Sarah has officially become a corkboard lady - a triumph! But unfortunately, just as she was feeling powerful, she discovered that Lise had remorselessly sent the TJ Maxx platter she once gave her off in a boat to China. 

Thankfully if Sarah is feeling sad about it, she has plenty of miserable clothes to choose from. 

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It’s part two of our Best Of the Year and frankly, we have questions. Whatever happened to the heel and toe? Are men in sockettes are a hard no? Is the cult book Far Out Brussel Sprout responsible for raising the best Australian generation ever?

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This one is for the stayers who’ve been laughing with us all year and anyone new who wants the good bits without doing the homework. We stitched together your most-DM’d moments: the midlife-piercing rebellion, the sandal-gate saga, the unexpectedly lucrative foot arch, our fake-assistant era, and the teenage-boy doorbell hack that changed everything 

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New Year, New You? Sames. It's our year of lifting heavy. But if you're confused by the internet yelling at you to lift weights, but you're not sure where to start, we got you.

This episode was behind the paywall but we're bringing it out for everyone to hear, because physio and exercise physiologist Paula Hindel is here to give you the actual starter kit for midlife strength that works in real life. 

We hear about the four non‑negotiable exercises, exactly how heavy to go with “reps in reserve,” why walking is wonderful and the truth about weighted vests.

There’s also a special 20% off Paula’s Learn to Lift 8‑week program for Lise and Sarah Listeners with the code LISEANDSARAH20 - you can sign up here 

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Light a candle, ditch the family for a walk, and come rage-clean with us. We’re doing a full-moon purge of everything that hijacked our brain real estate this year, in this compilation of our most ragey segments. There's the $10K “investment” dirt bike Dane suddenly “can’t sell,” the lady asking her golden retriever to pick her gel nail colour, the goodie-bag serum industrial complex, and pastel-only women’s sneakers. It’s cathartic, a little unhinged, and exactly what your New Year energy ordered. Strap in, witches.

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Everyone ok? Today’s a little Boxing Day welfare check: naps on tap, cricket murmuring in the background (no idea what’s happening), and channelling bin chickens at the fridge. Lise has two elite moves: OJ ice cubes under Champagne and panettone French toast. And, shes' taking the tree down before the new year energy hits, and playing her favourite sport, adding $1200 of nonsense to cart and never checking out.

Permission slip granted: go low and slow today. 

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Our Chrissy present to you: the best (and most unhinged) “We Listen & We Don’t Judge” confessions of 2025. We’re talking the empty-roll dab, Kmart exchange-and-dash, ex-husband laundry crimes, hat-hoarding mums, ranger-dialling neighbours and toothbrush revenge. It’s feral, it’s freeing, it’s friendship. Tell us yours - show phone’s is below. 💅🎄

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Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

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Do you get ugly with your friends? Like, truly goblin-mode, feral-little-troll ugly? Because that is the highest tier of female friendship and we’ve officially entered it.

It’s nine days ‘til Christmas, our bodies are shutting down, cafes are charging $5.80 for a DIY teabag, and Sarah blatantly fangirled a very cool rock band in the Virgin priority line and honestly we may never recover.

Thank you for a year of laughs. We love you, we do this all for you. Merry Christmas. And don’t panic, we’re dropping episodes twice a week all summer because we know you have abandonment issues and we respect that.

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Come into our joy space! We spent company money seeing Oprah Live for personal development reasons, so here is the recap. From the hardest hitting lines to the meet and greet that channelled something within us, it was a salve for the end of year chaos.  

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