Pass the tissues and the Darrell Lea red licorice, because we're crying harder than at our own kids’ births. Lise and Sarah unpack Sunny’s CEO-era realisation, Kim’s elite-level flirting, and the very subtle sting of how child-free women get sidelined on reality TV. 

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A Golden first. One woman flat-out refuses the rose. Sunny and Bear’s rain-kissed oyster date sets the kiss counter in overdrive, and Sunny shoots straight onto our leaderboard. We unpack the sex-positive “Never Have I Ever” game, salute the amount of gratuitous sponsors, and ask: whose idea was the worlds longest paddleboard detour? Whatever. We got through it, guys.

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Bear takes Terri to Luna Park where she wins a giant bear. Is it in the mansion bin?  Lauren brings her Macaw to a fundraiser for a lap dance, and it's not even the most unhinged thing that happens. With a distinct lack of bear puns, Lise starts a new catchphrase counter. We count pecks, shamelessly diagnose attachment issues (completely unqualified), and Sunny breaks into our top three. 

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The air-con’s broken, the protein bars are lying, and someone is licking cocktail glasses. Why doesn't he just use Kim's surplus lemons? Lise and Sarah tackle the big issues this week, from the emotional toll of citrus fruit to the surprising comeback of adult pacifiers. Plus, we check in with our listener Elizabeth (now officially Bette) on her new-name era.  

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• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

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• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

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Is Bear the most tranquil man on Australian television? Thank God for the women bringing the energy.  Lise and Sarah unpack horse riding, puppy pashing, the Samantha Armytage tuxedo we can't stop thinking about, and a sisterhood circle that proves the real love story isn’t about Bear at all.

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We’re calling it: we’ve never seen this level of emotional intelligence in a Bachelor franchise before. From relationship regrets to a widower who actually knows how to hold space, thie second ep of The Golden Bachelor delivers surprisingly tender moments galore. Jeanette scores the first kiss, Jan keeps glowing like a woman who’s done the work, and “permission to push” becomes the new sisterhood code. It’s the most grown-up love story reality TV has ever served.

📺 The Golden Bachelor airs Mondays and Tuesdays at 7:30pm on Channel 9 (or catch up on 9Now).
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Term Four has entered the chat and she is unhinged. Welcome toTerm Four: The Musical, our survival guide to the end of the year. We are outsourcing like a bandit, planning easy dinners,  freezing six loaves of sandwiches, bringing back Crisco hamper vibes, gift-bagging everything, and cancelling ALL extracurriculars. Plus, YOUR ideas for how to hack this time of year. We can do hard things! Let's all make it to Christmas with our dignity (mostly) intact!

The show phone is: 0489 214 653 

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

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How does it work?

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• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

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Meet Bear -  the Golden Bachelor we didn’t know we needed, and the star of our new favourite group project. Lise and Sarah are officially done living in a world where no one watches the same thing, so they’re calling it: The Golden Bachelor is what we’re watching now, ok?  From Samantha Armitage’s rebellious ear cuff to the frontrunner we’re now calling Olivia Newton-Jan, it’s the midlife distraction you didn’t know you were craving.

📺 The Golden Bachelor airs Mondays and Tuesdays at 7:30pm on Channel 9 (or catch up on 9Now).
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Most of us learned to drive in the backstreets. Not at the Carlaws, it’s straight onto the highway. And honestly, that’s not even the weirdest family plotline this week: Lise’s dad is picking up strangers’ dog poo and worrying about a disabled python at the RSPCA.
Meanwhile, Sarah’s launching a public service for the pale-and-purple girlies already panicking about shorts season.  Keep up.

The show phone is: 0489 214 653 

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

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How does it work?

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• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

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• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

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Call off the recipe hunt: the future of weeknight cooking is here. Two ingredients, one pot. Girls, we’ve started a movement. Plus, a cat in a harness, a scam, we confess our shameful love of petrol/perm/glue fumes, and your next holiday idea: Girls Gone Mild 

The show phone is: 0489 214 653

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

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