We're confronting the cringe of our Facebook memories, where Lise was an insufferable "mama" who spoke in toddler metaphors, and Sarah was a kooky pregnant gal! Plus, Lise is back watching MAFS and starting to wonder if intimacy looks a little different at her place. And we play We Listen And We Don't Judge, and kinda hope Kmart aren't listening. 

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Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah

Thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show 

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How does it work?   

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah
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Sarah’s favorite knockoff Valentino sandals—may they rest in peace—gave out on the way back from the coffee shop, sparking an important discussion: should she be monetizing her feet on the internet to fund a real pair? Meanwhile, Hugh Grant’s trick of pretending to be his own agent has us wondering if a fake PA could finally get us organized. Also on today’s agenda: a high-stakes friendship guessing game finally proves how close we are. Plus, listener report cards are in. Try harder everyone.

Leave a report card in Apple Podcasts! 

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Want to hang with us every Friday, access all episodes of Forty, and join our secret Facebook group?  Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah

Thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show 

Want to subscribe to us but have an Android phone? No worries. Read on, android friend.

For Android users, Apple Podcasts is available on the web, which means you're able to listen to us on Apple Podcasts, on any web browser, on any device.

And by signing up for an Apple Account, non-Apple users are able to sign in and purchase podcast subscriptions. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah
• The link will open in a web browser
• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)
• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

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Calling all skanks; we are on a piercing pursuit that even our mums won't be able to say no to.  Can we convince esteemed journalist Leigh Sales to join the second-piercing club? Sarah's back in the nail salon but starting to question how comfortable some people get in there. And Lise's new Tik Tok trend leads to some devastatingly honest confessions. Thankfully, we don't judge. 

Got something to confess? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 

0489 21 GOLD

That's 0489214653

Want to hang with us every Friday, access all episodes of Forty, and join our secret Facebook group?  Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah

Thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show 

Want to subscribe to us but have an Android phone? No worries. Read on, android friend.

For Android users, Apple Podcasts is available on the web, which means you're able to listen to us on Apple Podcasts, on any web browser, on any device.

And by signing up for an Apple Account, non-Apple users are able to sign in and purchase podcast subscriptions. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah
• The link will open in a web browser
• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)
• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

If you’re on the hunt for an Australian comedy podcast that blends comedic storytelling with everyday life, look no further. The Lise and Sarah Show is a funny podcast for women that takes a lighthearted yet honest dive into life. From navigating parenting and the highs and lows of marriage, to balancing a career, parenting teens and battling anxiety, we cover it all. With unfiltered chats about sex, relationships, culture, parenting, marriage, skincare, fitness, health and even the realities of perimenopause and menopause, we’re here to talk about vaginas, hormones, and everything that comes with them. We’re for the ladies, embracing feminism, tackling mental health issues, and surviving the mid-life crisis as part of the sandwich generation. Mix in some pop culture comedy, Christmas organising and decluttering, how to get fit in your forties, and insights into maintaining well-being, and you've found a podcast that champions women’s experiences with wit, wisdom, and plenty of laughs.

www.liseandsarah.com.au

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forget about January's re-invention vibes. Instead, dive headfirst with us into the psychological movement everyone's banging on about: Mel Robbins’ Let Them Theory. Did it need a whole book? Probably not. Let us save you the time and summarise it for you instead. And just when you thought you were running out of ideas for your mid-life crisis, we've got a gold plated, surgical steel theory. Plus, we're calling on you for some honest performance reviews. Channel your inner school teacher: we're ready for this year's report card.

Want to hang with us every Friday, and join the subscriber only Facebook group?  Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah

Thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show 

Want to subscribe to us but have an Android phone? No worries. Read on, android friend.

For Android users, Apple Podcasts is available on the web, which means you're able to listen to us on Apple Podcasts, on any web browser, on any device.

And by signing up for an Apple Account, non-Apple users are able to sign in and purchase podcast subscriptions. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah
• The link will open in a web browser
• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)
• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

If you’re on the hunt for an Australian comedy podcast that blends comedic storytelling with everyday life, look no further. The Lise and Sarah Show is a funny podcast for women that takes a lighthearted yet honest dive into life. From navigating parenting and the highs and lows of marriage, to balancing a career, parenting teens and battling anxiety, we cover it all. With unfiltered chats about sex, relationships, culture, parenting, marriage, skincare, fitness, health and even the realities of perimenopause and menopause, we’re here to talk about vaginas, hormones, and everything that comes with them. We’re for the ladies, embracing feminism, tackling mental health issues, and surviving the mid-life crisis as part of the sandwich generation. Mix in some pop culture comedy, Christmas organising and decluttering, how to get fit in your forties, and insights into maintaining well-being, and you've found a podcast that champions women’s experiences with wit, wisdom, and plenty of laughs.

www.liseandsarah.com.au

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's in, what's out, and what is straight-up cancelled for 2025? Lise and Sarah have written their definitive lists, and it's complete with highly scientific analysis.  From the comfort of massive sleep undies, to shunning Cavoodles, it's the culture audit you didn't know you needed.

Want to hang with us every Friday, and join the subscriber only Facebook group?  Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

Want to subscribe to us but have an Android phone? No worries. Read on, android friend.

For Android users, Apple Podcasts is available on the web, which means you're able to listen to us on Apple Podcasts, on any web browser, on any device.

And by signing up for an Apple Account, non-Apple users are able to sign in and purchase podcast subscriptions. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah
• The link will open in a web browser
• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)
• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

If you’re on the hunt for an Australian comedy podcast that blends comedic storytelling with everyday life, look no further. The Lise and Sarah Show is a funny podcast for women that takes a lighthearted yet honest dive into life. From navigating parenting and the highs and lows of marriage, to balancing a career, parenting teens and battling anxiety, we cover it all. With unfiltered chats about sex, relationships, culture, parenting, marriage, skincare, fitness, health and even the realities of perimenopause and menopause, we’re here to talk about vaginas, hormones, and everything that comes with them. We’re for the ladies, embracing feminism, tackling mental health issues, and surviving the mid-life crisis as part of the sandwich generation. Mix in some pop culture comedy, Christmas organising and decluttering, how to get fit in your forties, and insights into maintaining well-being, and you've found a podcast that champions women’s experiences with wit, wisdom, and plenty of laughs.

www.liseandsarah.com.au

See www.omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 

 

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Do you have a book pile on the bedside table that just collects dust? Want to join that book club but haven't been bothered? We're here to help you rekindle your love for reading - in as little as ten pages a day. 

Book guru Jane Sullivan says reading is basically meditation, and she has a bunch of ways to build it into your life. Could the answer to Term Four stress be found within the pages of a bloody good novel? 

Jane Sullivan runs Birds Of A Feather - the online book club for grownups

Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

For Apple users, click here and follow the prompts on your Apple device: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, which means

all listeners are now able to enjoy the full Apple Podcast experience on any web browser, on any device. By signing up for an Apple Account, non-Apple users will be able to sign in and purchase podcast subscriptions.

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah• The link will open in a web browser• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

See www.omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 

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We did it. Between deadlines, disco dancing and downright exhaustion, we've crawled to December's doorstep. Lise cuts loose, reconnecting to her filthy party animal era, while Sarah goes dark, bans herself from contacting Lise, and gets her thrills on Facebook Neighbourhood Watch.

Book tickets to 'ON THE DOOR with Lise & Sarah: A Titanique Takeover' here: Titanique Sydney Select Your Tickets - Titanique The Musical

Hosts: Lise Carlaw and Sarah Wills

Buy Disco Prosecco here 

Want to hear us every Friday too?  Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

Want to subscribe to us but have an Android phone? No worries. Read on, android friend.

For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, which means you're able to listen to us on Apple Podcasts, on any web browser, on any device.

And by signing up for an Apple Account, non-Apple users are able to sign in and purchase podcast subscriptions. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah
• The link will open in a web browser
• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)
• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

If you’re on the hunt for an Australian comedy podcast that blends comedic storytelling with everyday life, look no further. The Lise and Sarah Show is a funny podcast for women that takes a lighthearted yet honest dive into life. From navigating parenting and the highs and lows of marriage, to balancing a career, parenting teens and battling anxiety, we cover it all. With unfiltered chats about sex, relationships, culture, parenting, marriage, skincare, fitness, health and even the realities of perimenopause and menopause, we’re here to talk about vaginas, hormones, and everything that comes with them. We’re for the ladies, embracing feminism, tackling mental health issues, and surviving the mid-life crisis as part of the sandwich generation. Mix in some pop culture comedy, Christmas organising and decluttering, how to get fit in your forties, and insights into maintaining well-being, and you've found a podcast that champions women’s experiences with wit, wisdom, and plenty of laughs.

We have a website: www.liseandsarah.com.au

See www.omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you dare to go tree-free at Christmas? Sarah is refusing to put up a Christmas tree and she’s never felt better. And Lise’s “tree” is so minimalist it might actually be a coat rack.  Meanwhile, we discover Christmas Tree Fluffing; where women of the world are donning the cotton gloves and getting a wrist workout all in the name of.  And if you’re looking for gift ideas for people who are hard to buy for,  we sit down with the White Witch of Gifting. Ella Ward has a magical knack for finding the perfect present for literally anyone—from a passive-aggressive mother-in-law to a 13 year-old cool girl, and a dad that only likes shirts with pockets.

Our White Witch of Giftmas is Ella Ward:  Follow her here, and her new book is called The Cicada House

Book tickets to 'ON THE DOOR with Lise & Sarah: A Titanique Takeover' here: Titanique Sydney Select Your Tickets - Titanique The Musical

Hosts: Lise Carlaw and Sarah Wills

Buy Disco Prosecco here 

Want to hear us every Friday too?  Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

Want to subscribe to us but have an Android phone? No worries. Read on, android friend.

For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, which means you're able to listen to us on Apple Podcasts, on any web browser, on any device.

And by signing up for an Apple Account, non-Apple users are able to sign in and purchase podcast subscriptions. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah
• The link will open in a web browser
• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)
• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

If you’re on the hunt for an Australian comedy podcast that blends comedic storytelling with everyday life, look no further. The Lise and Sarah Show is a funny podcast for women that takes a lighthearted yet honest dive into life. From navigating parenting and the highs and lows of marriage, to balancing a career, parenting teens and battling anxiety, we cover it all. With unfiltered chats about sex, relationships, culture, parenting, marriage, skincare, fitness, health and even the realities of perimenopause and menopause, we’re here to talk about vaginas, hormones, and everything that comes with them. We’re for the ladies, embracing feminism, tackling mental health issues, and surviving the mid-life crisis as part of the sandwich generation. Mix in some pop culture comedy, Christmas organising and decluttering, how to get fit in your forties, and insights into maintaining well-being, and you've found a podcast that champions women’s experiences with wit, wisdom, and plenty of laughs.

We have a website: www.liseandsarah.com.au

See www.omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Raise a Black Russian to term four, because we're hanging on by a thread. Lise and Sarah dive into the baffling measures of success in Sarah's marriage, Sarah pens a tribute song to Term Four, and Lise has the ultimate endurance challenge: how long can you go without washing your hair? Spoiler alert - Lise takes this one to the extreme. It's Grubby Gals for November! 

Hosts: Grubby Girl Lise Carlaw and Sarah Wills

Buy Disco Prosecco here 

Want to hang with us on Fridays, too? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Apple users, click here and follow the prompts on your Apple device: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

Website: www.liseandsarah.com.au

For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, which means all listeners are now able to enjoy the full Apple Podcast experience on any web browser, on any device. By signing up for an Apple Account, non-Apple users will be able to sign in and purchase podcast subscriptions.

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah• The link will open in a web browser• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.

Our website is here

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If you’re on the hunt for the best comedy podcast that blends comedic storytelling with everyday life humor, look no further. The Lise and Sarah Show is a funny podcast that takes a lighthearted yet honest dive into the complex world of being a modern woman. From navigating parenting and the highs and lows of marriage, divorce, and separation, to balancing a career, parenting teens and battling anxiety, we cover it all. With unfiltered chats about sex, relationships, culture, parenting, marriage and even the realities of perimenopause and menopause, we’re here to talk about vaginas, hormones, and everything that comes with them. We’re for the ladies, embracing feminism, tackling mental health issues, and surviving the mid-life crisis as part of the sandwich generation. Mix in some pop culture comedy, discussions on alcohol, and insights into maintaining well-being, and you've found a podcast that champions women’s experiences with wit, wisdom, and plenty of laughs.

 

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Lise and Sarah unpack and unload on their week and story-tell with more tangents than a Year 12 maths book. This is a stream-of-consciousness roller coaster, delivering laughter-related muscle soreness and guaranteed whip-lash. Keep up!

Hosts: Lise Carlaw and Sarah Wills
Website: www.liseandsarah.com.au

Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

For Apple users, click here and follow the prompts on your Apple device: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, which means

all listeners are now able to enjoy the full Apple Podcast experience on any web browser, on any device. By signing up for an Apple Account, non-Apple users will be able to sign in and purchase podcast subscriptions.

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah• The link will open in a web browser• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

See www.omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 

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