What do a $14 rice cooker, a triple B, and six bananas in one day have in common? Boy mums, that's what. 

Sarah cops heat from the hungry boy mums of Australia (again), Lise defends her Two Ingredient Dinner segment like it’s Olympic sport, and the great gendered grocery debate reaches boiling point. We also uncover the mortifying things we do as adults (happy birthday singing, ping pong ball chasing, hairdresser ear poking) and a new segment is born: Hot Positive Goss. 

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Sarah has had enough of overnight wakeups so she's taken to drastic measures. Lise has had enough of cooking dinner so she's revolutionising dinner. Why go to a psychic when AI can tell you what your curse is? And before we're about to throw Dane's thongs in the fire, a voice note from a listener brings us to our knees. 

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Sarah can't get through her baby spinach value pack, so we're getting on the bags. Of spinach.  Meanwhile, Lise admitted a sour lolly addiction and now internet sleuths are diagnosing her with Autism.  Sarah has a savage takedown of Gen Z work habits and Lise tries vainly to lift the mood with compliments. Oh, and Lise's husband is still wearing Surfer Joe thongs. Zero compliments to him, then. 

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We've frankly had a gutful of life and are taking matters into our own hands. Lise is lasering her foot fungus like a woman possessed. Sarah’s planning a dolphin tattoo revival inspired by her muse, Sarah Murdoch. Thick-haired girls are on notice. And Dane? He’s wearing thongs so ugly and wide that we need a big thong intervention.

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It was meant to be a handsome little haircut for her handsome little toddler. But when comedian Mel Buttle walked into the hairdresser, something felt off. And the result? Diabolical.  Plus, she's enrolled her two year old in gymnastics, swimming and rugby. So it's time for an intervention into the rort that is toddler sport. 

Plus, Sarah has reached her white jeans era, and Lise fell for a classic late night Instagram scam. 

Show notes 

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Mel is touring Australia right now - tickets here!

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We’re just two gals cleaning before the cleaner comes, spiralling into generational shame because our mums never outsourced a damn thing. Plus, Sarah channels the spirit realm to name your Thermomix, caravan, and your secret Italy trip.  And we need to talk about slow walkers, because we have notes.

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Lise deals with the fallout of Barista Flirt-Gate, Sarah’s daughter exposes her parents’ age gap to a full religion class, and we list the propaganda we are officially DONE with (acai bowls, abstract art, and eyelash extensions, you're dead to us). 

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This has been our most commented on episode ever. So we are bringing it out from behind the paywall for everyone to hear, and to appreciate the fleeting, beautiful chaos of right now. 
There's just one question at the heart of it: 
If you were 80, and you got to come back to now, for just one ordinary day, what would you notice?Expect emotion. Expect perspective. And maybe expect to cry in the car. And to all the parents that reminded us that this isn't their story. We see you. Thankyou for trusting us with that feedback. 

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A judgmental cat. A suspiciously generous husband. A barista wink that spirals into cougar chaos. Plus, we asked you for your best anti-lifestyle-creep hacks and wow, did you deliver.

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Lise copped a wink from her local barista and now can’t show her face there again. We tried Skims so you don't have to. There's a trend where you ask your partner if you could be on the cover of Vogue, so Lise makes Sarah do it, and regrets nothing. And if your surname was Butcher, are you destined for the meat life? 

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