Lise and Sarah

Is Bear the most tranquil man on Australian television? Thank God for the women bringing the energy.  Lise and Sarah unpack horse riding, puppy pashing, the Samantha Armytage tuxedo we can't stop thinking about, and a sisterhood circle that proves the real love story isn’t about Bear at all.

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We’re calling it: we’ve never seen this level of emotional intelligence in a Bachelor franchise before. From relationship regrets to a widower who actually knows how to hold space, thie second ep of The Golden Bachelor delivers surprisingly tender moments galore. Jeanette scores the first kiss, Jan keeps glowing like a woman who’s done the work, and “permission to push” becomes the new sisterhood code. It’s the most grown-up love story reality TV has ever served.

📺 The Golden Bachelor airs Mondays and Tuesdays at 7:30pm on Channel 9 (or catch up on 9Now).
🎧 Hit follow so you don’t miss a single recap!  

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Term Four has entered the chat and she is unhinged. Welcome toTerm Four: The Musical, our survival guide to the end of the year. We are outsourcing like a bandit, planning easy dinners,  freezing six loaves of sandwiches, bringing back Crisco hamper vibes, gift-bagging everything, and cancelling ALL extracurriculars. Plus, YOUR ideas for how to hack this time of year. We can do hard things! Let's all make it to Christmas with our dignity (mostly) intact!

The show phone is: 0489 214 653 

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

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Meet Bear -  the Golden Bachelor we didn’t know we needed, and the star of our new favourite group project. Lise and Sarah are officially done living in a world where no one watches the same thing, so they’re calling it: The Golden Bachelor is what we’re watching now, ok?  From Samantha Armitage’s rebellious ear cuff to the frontrunner we’re now calling Olivia Newton-Jan, it’s the midlife distraction you didn’t know you were craving.

📺 The Golden Bachelor airs Mondays and Tuesdays at 7:30pm on Channel 9 (or catch up on 9Now).
🎧 Hit follow so you don’t miss a single recap!  

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Most of us learned to drive in the backstreets. Not at the Carlaws, it’s straight onto the highway. And honestly, that’s not even the weirdest family plotline this week: Lise’s dad is picking up strangers’ dog poo and worrying about a disabled python at the RSPCA.
Meanwhile, Sarah’s launching a public service for the pale-and-purple girlies already panicking about shorts season.  Keep up.

The show phone is: 0489 214 653 

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

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Call off the recipe hunt: the future of weeknight cooking is here. Two ingredients, one pot. Girls, we’ve started a movement. Plus, a cat in a harness, a scam, we confess our shameful love of petrol/perm/glue fumes, and your next holiday idea: Girls Gone Mild 

The show phone is: 0489 214 653

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Perky peaches are everywhere, so Sarah is on Operation Perky Bum.  But what if the Kardashians started a 'long bum' trend and saved us all the hassle? Lise is trying dry-body brushing again, and Sarah has feedback. Guitar fingernails on men are giving us the major ick, and we road test an excellent 7 point outfit rule.

The show phone is: 0489 214 653

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Walkley awards. Order of Australia Medals. Sure, Leigh Sales has a few trophies at home. But there's one thing there that fills her with a whole lot of joy. Just no one tell the ABC.

Plus, we debrief the most Aussie croc attack story ever told, and discover why David Jones might secretly be the nation’s best day spa. 

The Assembly season two is available to watch now. All episodes are available for free on ABC iview

The show phone is: 0489 214 653

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Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a dark day. Leggings are over, swishy parachute pants are in, and this news threatens to break our friendship apart. We try to get things back on track with a game called the “best day of your life” and play Flamingo Cards, but it just makes things worse. Finally, we lay down the four types of people we cannot be friends with. And then we realise we're ok.  Plus: your tiny life upgrades are in - thanks -  and we love them. 

The show phone is: 0489 214 653

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eric-Bana-Watch reaches a crescendo when a savvy and quite well connected listener (hi Sally Hepworth!) forces Eric Bana's unsuspecting wife Rebecca onto the show. 

Sarah has had it up to pizzle with voice notes, so Lise stages a live intervention. And did Lise concoct an elaborate tale just to get a free hotel room? The Jury is out. 

Send Sarah a voice note to the show phone, she loves it. 0489 214 653 

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.