Lise and Sarah

This has been our most commented on episode ever. So we are bringing it out from behind the paywall for everyone to hear, and to appreciate the fleeting, beautiful chaos of right now. 
There's just one question at the heart of it: 
If you were 80, and you got to come back to now, for just one ordinary day, what would you notice?Expect emotion. Expect perspective. And maybe expect to cry in the car. And to all the parents that reminded us that this isn't their story. We see you. Thankyou for trusting us with that feedback. 

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A judgmental cat. A suspiciously generous husband. A barista wink that spirals into cougar chaos. Plus, we asked you for your best anti-lifestyle-creep hacks and wow, did you deliver.

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Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

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• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.

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Lise copped a wink from her local barista and now can’t show her face there again. We tried Skims so you don't have to. There's a trend where you ask your partner if you could be on the cover of Vogue, so Lise makes Sarah do it, and regrets nothing. And if your surname was Butcher, are you destined for the meat life? 

Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! 

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.

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It might start with a spenny face cream. Then it’s $80 nails, only the good shampoo and that fifth streaming service. This week, we’re unpacking lifestyle creep. When the little luxuries quietly become your new baseline and you can't, or don't want to wind it back. Does tightening the belt need a soft rebrand? Can we champion those who un-creep? Plus: Lise has started a new collectable craze, a guide to the Labubu doll cult, and why do sportwear brands love a Trad Wife aesthetic? 

Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! 

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.

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What does a tub of orange wedges say about modern motherhood? Apparently a lot.

This week, we dive headfirst into the most controversial topic we've ever tackled: the under-12s footy fruit roster. (Yes, really.) But what starts as a whinge about chopping oranges turns into a deep and surprisingly emotional chat about invisible labour, performative parenting, and the quiet expectations placed on women in community sport.

Also in this ep: fat knees, luxury mashed potato, $17 cashews, and the mortifying ordeal of running in slow motion.

If you’ve ever wondered why it’s the mums with the chopping boards, this one’s for you.

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653

Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! 

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.

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Lise has a new theory and it's unhinged. Every friendship group has a Yang Dog and a Yin Puss. One sails the boat, the other brings the champagne. Which one are you? Plus: we re-did our Year Nine Love Compatibility tests about our husbands, and the results are devastatingly accurate. And Sarah has a nice little a hack for getting out of a funk; just think of your 80 year old self. 

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653

Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! 

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.

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Remember waterbeds? The sloshing plastic bladder of the 90's has disappeared, and we've gone full CSI on it.  But first, Sarah walked into a high-end store in her running gear and left with an Oscar nomination for performance of the year. 

Nab the very last of Disco Club tix  on the website HERE 

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653

Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! 

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.

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A well-intentioned Mother’s Day idea rubs Lise the wrong way.  Sarah's teens are getting chain mails, so she's written one for the women of this show. Lise investigates: why are airports a sound barrier for farts? And in this cost of living crisis, Sarah wants to bring scabbing back. 

Nab the last of Disco Club tix  on the website HERE 

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653

Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! 

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The door was locked, right? Welcome to the wildest story you’ll hear all week—and that’s before we get to the toe with a name, the black goldfish called Bugzilla, and why female friendship is better than a couple’s retreat. There’s also big news about Disco Club, so gather the Nicole's of your friendship group, and get ready to slut drop like the school mums aren't watching.

Check Disco Club dates on the website HERE and on the instagram HERE 

Tickets go live on Monday 12th May at 1pm EST.

Goldies, you get three hours early access with the code.

The code word drops this Friday in your Subscriber Only Episode

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Want to ring the show phone? Send a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653

Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! 

Want to become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Namaste. Sarah has dragged her flapping yoga mat into a suburban studio and discovered what it means to raw-dog the floor. An Uber driver needed their water bottle filled up, and their thirst is keeping Lise awake at night. Sarah keeps a list of baby names in her phone just in case, and needs you to know what they are.  And we have a genius new rule for the next time you're booked in with your hairdresser. 

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And a big thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show

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