Lise and Sarah

True friendship is answering a call no matter the time of day or night, right? Except for the time Lise pushed it too far. Sarah used to be a 'cool mom', but now she's  embarrassing her teenager. Thankfully, her daughter penned a helpful checklist of all the things she is - and isn't - allowed to do anymore. And if you've ever walked around an Art Gallery and wondered dicks in old painting are so small, there's a research study for that. And it's spawned a wonderful European holiday idea for the girls; the stoner boner tour. 

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It's a common, practical wardrobe item. But on men? Please No. Our libido is already so low. Lise has compiled her Anti-Bucket list for all the things she will never do, including having her Yoni steamed. Why does Sarah always avoid popular things? She wants some psychoanalysis to get to the bottom of it. Instead she asks Lise. 

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Why should kids get smash cakes when it's actually perimenopausal women with all the rage?  We play our favourite game We Listen And We Don't Judge, but then forget not to judge.  Lise ponders the allure of sending yourself to a "fake jail" as a legit form for self care.  And we decode the baffling slang of the youth of today. 

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Lise got sick of yelling at her Teenager so she turned to Bunnings for the solution, and now she's been saved by the bell.  A mystery pilot left a handwritten note for a stranger; was it romantic or a massive red flag? Sarah has some concerning markers of ageing that the proper scientific research studies seem to have missed.  And we get to the bottom of the teenage tuckshop scam, and are calling on the beloved tuckshop ladies of this nation to stop serving up our financial information to the cunning teenagers of Australia. 

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Maggie Dent is coming! Parenting expert wisdom incoming this Friday- subscribers hear it first. Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

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Whatever happened to that staple of Primary School, the progressive barn dance the Heel and Toe? Once a crucial part of the Aussie school experience - and possibly the first time we ever felt chemistry - it seems to have vanished. We investigate: Is it still happening anywhere? Should we bring it back? And would Gen Z even know what to do?

Also in this ep: are you the personality hire of your relationship? And Sarah's traumatic trip to the vet unearths an emotional landmine for Lise. 

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When Lise dashed from the gym to Westfield, she realized something crucial was missing. Her undies. But rather than panic, she embraced some air town there. Sarah, meanwhile, has re-discovered the iconic Aussie kids' book that made us resilient. And Lise has a niche but neccessary rant: aimed squarely at people that write on the tag of a gift bag. You monsters. 

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The Guinness World Record holders for longest living marriage have finally spoken. After 84 years side by side, they've spilled their secrets on what makes it work. And sorry darls, but it's the most boring thing we've ever heard.  Also, does Sarah really think she could wrangle a snake or is it the algorithm that is bewitching her? Why is it ok to be a girly girl again? And now that we are second-earring influencers, we have some style advice.

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How much are you spending on the school tuckshop? Just when Lise thought she was outsmarting the system, her teen one-upped her. Plus, Sarah asks: when did everyone start dressing like shit on planes? Lise has an evil new game that almost gave our hairdresser a heart attack.  And Sarah's newest life theory gives Mel Robbins a run for her money. 

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Lise thought she was married to an entrepreneur. Turns out, she’s married to a man who duped her into spending $10,000 under the guise of a business venture. Sarah, meanwhile, is still dodging OnlyFans foot pic fame, despite Lise's best efforts. 

Also in this ep: acoustic guitars in boutique hotel rooms, why tweens are suddenly demanding bigger beds, and all the things we would do if we weren't hosting a silly little podcast.

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We're confronting the cringe of our Facebook memories, where Lise was an insufferable "mama" who spoke in toddler metaphors, and Sarah was a kooky pregnant gal! Plus, Lise is back watching MAFS and starting to wonder if intimacy looks a little different at her place. And we play We Listen And We Don't Judge, and kinda hope Kmart aren't listening. 

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Thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show 

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