Joe is adamant that forks have made fingers obsolete and wonders if it was the quantity of feta cheese being eaten in Greece that inspired the ancient civilisation to invent the utensil.

The conversation then moves on to another piece of tableware as the lads discuss the legality of drinking a pint of Guinness with a straw. Darren looks to catch out listeners who piss in the bath and the manager of Charlestown Athletic makes an impromptu appearance to announce the signing of a new player, a move hoped to turn things around for the club after relegation.