Hats of historical significance catch our imagination this week, as we trawl the past for the ideal headwear.

Joe learns he may not hate the Beatles at all, and Darren feels Spotify is lying to him (or about him).

There’s a stark admission of just how little money there is to be had from making unloved Christmas songs, and one listener suggests a forfeit as punishment for a recent glaring oversight from Darren and Joe.

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