Were you to live life as the owner of a dog-sized insect, which species of creepy crawly would you choose as your companion? We spend an unreasonable amount of time exploring the many potential pitfalls of life as the custodian of giant snails, bees and flies.

We also discuss the hairstyles of history's most famous vampires, from Dracula to Count Duckula.

There's a discussion on the lesser known Baldwin brothers, and consideration given to the scourge of ghost-on-ghost crime.