A Melbourne Zoo has installed what they believe to be the world's very first "hydro-gym"

Mandy’s dog Frankie did a massive poo in the boardroom here at work yesterday…

Who’s got the most kilometres on their car?

It was a miracle Prince Philip survived a serious car accident near the royal family’s estate… Now the debacle has taken a strange twist

A high-tech hotel in Japan has been forced to lay off half of its robot staff after finding they were incompetent and created more work for humans

Passengers aboard a United Airlines flight from New Jersey to Hong Kong were left stuck on the ground for more than 14 hours in frigid weather with a dwindling supply of food

Is having eight alarms Normal or Nuts?

When has your dog behaved badly?

Tell us about your avocado horror stories?

The Kutztown, Pennsylvania Police Department was looking for three volunteers to help train officers in administering field sobriety tests

Toto’s Africa has been covered on a carved pumpkin…

A puppy that was euthanised has came back to life…

George W Bush has been an unintentional beneficiary of the Trump administration

Ashleigh Barty reflected on her breakout performance at a major, reaching the Australian Open quarter-finals

Just as the infuriatingly catchy ‘Everything Is Awesome‘ from the original Lego Movie had finally faded from our collective consciousness, a newer, catchier song has appeared from the upcoming Lego Movie 2

Prince Philip is reportedly back behind the wheel without a seatbelt…

Mandy made friends with an old man at the supermarket over the weekend…

What classic movie haven’t you seen?

Former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce is set to have another child, named Tom, with partner and former staffer Vikki Campion with whom he already has one son

Greedy Smith (Mental As Anything)

For a little over three years, a woman named Claire has been running the streets in the shape of dicks

Tell us your snake stories?

The tumultuous drop in Australian house prices is reaching historic proportions… It’s predicted to be the worst in the world this year

A weekend festival dedicated to self care is landing in Sydney this year…

Elon Musk says he can build a traffic busting tunnel under Sydney for a billion dollars — and a NSW MP is calling it a game-changer

A Victorian cafe worker has demonstrated just how hot it really is in Australia right now by seeing how fast a steak would cook in a hot car

Clive Palmer's party uses unsolicited political text messages to announce ban on unsolicited political texts

What did you find out that wasn’t true?

Don’t Lose My Number… **Major Payoff**

An investigation is underway after an elderly passenger got onto the wrong Ryanair flight and ended up 2000km from home

Matt Johnston (Madagascar The Musical)

Authorities in the US had a sweet hot mess on their hands after a tank trucker's trailer detached from the truck and rolled on its side on slick pavement, spilling a river of liquid chocolate

A Kansas businessman gave a McDonald’s worker the ultimate tip Wednesday, giving her a free car

The biggest price hike in Netflix history won’t impact Australian subscribers but if you’re sharing an account, we’ve got some bad news

Whitto was driving down Tuggerah Straight and he noticed a shop dedicated to vaping

A feud between pop star Robbie Williams and Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page has reportedly turned nasty, with the Take That star accused of blasting his neighbour with music by 70s rivals Black Sabbath in a row over building work at his Victorian mansion

Greedy Smith (The Mentals)

A fisherman thought to be missing at sea for more than 12 hours has been found safe and asleep onboard the commercial fishing vessel

China’s space sprouts have died overnight...

A total of 66 baby names got the boot last year and some are so ridiculous it’s clear why they’ve been completely banned

Melbourne gave 70,000 trees email addresses so people could report on their condition... But instead people are writing love letters, existential queries and sometimes just bad puns

It's no robotic Richard Simmons, but Ford's latest robot is all about shakin' its mechanical booty -- for science

Kinder Surprise Eggs have had a surprisingly controversial history around the world

Lleyton Hewitt has dismissed Bernard Tomic's criticism of his Davis Cup captaincy, saying he laughed off the remarks while denying there is a rift between him and the Australian players

It boasts some of Australia’s most beautiful spots but thousands of tourists are skipping Queensland’s outback — and businesses say it’s Google’s fault

Trek far enough into the sands of the Namib Desert and you might just begin to hear the distant but unmistakable sounds of Toto's Africa drifting over the dunes

Severe weather conditions forecast to bring maximum temperatures 8C to 16C above average, as three towns record overnight minimums of 33C

Michael Best (Brexit Defeat)

Space News

How far did the kids go when they had a tantrum?

Matt Johnston (Madagascar The Musical)

Something Naughty At 5.40am

A 37-year-old Florida man was arrested this week after Key West police officers found more than 40 grams of cocaine in his procession during a traffic stop

Police in Texas received a strange call on Friday that involved a woman drinking wine in the parking lot of a Walmart

They may be Silicon Valley’s most unusual and pampered tenants... Two cats are staying in a casita located behind a single family home in Willow Glen

A council has banned cheese toasties from being sold by a new park vendor over fears that a hot food van could attract intimidating motorbike gangs or antisocial yobs

Are you a Coastie that hates the beach?

A woman has been diagnosed with a bizarre medical condition which she claims leaves her deaf to the voices of men

A family were forced to sit on the floor of an aeroplane during their flight home from Menorca after being told that their allocated seats did not exist

Does anyone on the Coast own a shoehorn?

Chris Hemsworth is proving to be a major drawcard for buyers wanting to shack-up next to the Australian movie star’s mansion at Byron Bay, according to new data

A woman was accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction cream for an eye condition

A group of people who believe the Earth is flat have announced their biggest, boldest, best adventure yet.. A Flat Earth cruise scheduled for 2020

Staff at a Queensland Bunnings store have learned an important lesson after an innocent handwriting error went viral online

I’m A Celeb has kicked off for 2019…

Just days into 2019, news of Kanye West‘s sudden exit from the 2019 Coachella line-up hit the internet

The first nudist restaurant in Paris is set to close after just over year of serving classic French dishes to diners in the buff

Do you still have Christmas leftovers?

On an idyllic island in the San Pablo Bay, the East Brother Light Station, a lighthouse-turned-inn, is seeking a pair of new keepers

Could Punkt’s high-design, low-tech “dumbphone,” the MP02, really help me digitally detox?

Evie pooped all over Whitto at a café over summer break…

Should there be pill testing at gigs / festivals?

Space News

The Year In Review… The Non-Offensive Bits (Donald Trump / Kim Jong Un sketch)

Mandy bought Producer Allan an inappropriate Christmas present…

A massive penis-like sculpture is being taken apart by irate and sarcastic Aussies alike, but there’s more to it than meets the eye

Three brothers are in for a surprise when they land in NZ after their dad placed a dating ad for “three wonderful, successful, handsome” sons

Space News

A Montana man who thought he was shooting at Bigfoot on Sunday ended up making a big mistake

Is Akmal Normal or Nuts?

A Florida homeowner shared video of a bear that rang their doorbell before abiding by a forceful request to "go away”

The Year In Review… The Non-Offensive Bits (Bill Bailey)

The team bought each other little Christmas gifts

The Central Coast was smashed with a crazy storm yesterday

Steff Penrose performs True Blue

Akmal’s final words to the Central Coast