A New York ‘Human Toll’ chews himself a stool

Happy Endings

Wife Cate caught Akmal in the Servo reading Penthouse Magazine

Akmal was gifted a set of stress ball testicals, he squeezed them and they exploded!

Who is the Leopard attacking for Def Leppard tickets?

Kaley Cuoco from The Big Bang Theory had a hens party recently

An American Woman flew 6000km’s to the UK to tell her pal ‘you’re it’ in an epic game of international tag

Normal Or Nuts (Whitto likes the volume of the TV on an even number)

Space News (There’s a huge collection of rubbish in space)

An entire country just turned off it’s internet to stop students from cheating on exams

Mandy & Akmal ask Newsreader Jaimee to put the bet to a rest as she has a law degree

Elvis Presley’s private 1962 Lockheed JetStar plane is up for sale

The Philippines President has called God stupid…

Giving yourself a ‘head orgasm’ with YouTube Videos is actually good for you

Suburban Roll Call

How on Earth did Johnny Depp blow $880 million???

New Zealand PM Jacinda Arden named her baby Neve Te Aroha

Donald Trump’s press secretary Sarah Sanders was asked to leave a Virginia restaurant

Saudi Arabia’s women can now drive…

The World’s Ugliest Dog winner for 2018 has been announced…

Mandy has frustrations with people on their phones

Paul McCartney is the latest guest on Carpool Karaoke

On Friday Akmal made a joke and laid down a bet of $1000 that he’s never said it on air EVER!

Who is the Leopard attacking for Def Leppard tickets?

It’s a first for our show! We didn’t play John Williamson for an entire week last week

Sterlo’s Selections

Pick The Roundabout

Burger King have released a public apology after offering burgers to women who get pregnant to World Cup Players

It’s being reported that Trump tossed a Starburst towards Merkel during a recent G7 Summit

A penguin from Taronga Zoo has Origin Game 2 Predictions

After 4000 shows Jerry Springer is finishing up`

Denmark players at the World Cup paid for a jet so a defender could see his new-born daughter

Japanese Worker was punished for starting his lunch break three minutes early

Brides can now carry pizza down the aisle in place of traditional flowers…

To celebrate, people in Canberra and Antarctic expeditioners plunge into icy water to celebrate Winter Solstice

Is it ‘Normal Or Nuts’ that Akmal has the urge to black teeth out on billboards and posters?

Victims of a fake Melbourne gynaecologist have spoken out…

Honky Tonk

An entire town in regional Queensland hits the market for an unbelievable price

Japanese spectators have made world news after cleaning up litter at the World Cup

Want to know when you might die? Google now has the ability to predict your death

A grandmother strangled a rabid bobcat with her bare hands after it attacked her…

A Sunshine Coast boy has suffered serious eye injuries after a school javelin mishap

A two metre long claymore sword was stolen from a museum on the Scottish Island of Canna, with a population of 18

Akmal was away yesterday at his uncle’s funeral and he got lost trying to find the burial at Roodwood Cemetery, wife Cate got the giggles at the service

Sterlo’s Selections

Victims of a fake Melbourne gynaecologist have spoken out…

Honky Tonk

An entire town in regional Queensland hits the market for an unbelievable price

Japanese spectators have made world news after cleaning up litter at the World Cup

Want to know when you might die? Google now has the ability to predict your death

A grandmother strangled a rabid bobcat with her bare hands after it attacked her…

A Sunshine Coast boy has suffered serious eye injuries after a school javelin mishap

A two metre long claymore sword was stolen from a museum on the Scottish Island of Canna, with a population of 18

Akmal was away yesterday at his uncle’s funeral and he got lost trying to find the burial at Roodwood Cemetery, wife Cate got the giggles at the service

Sterlo’s Selections

Firefighters in America have been suspended from work for making porn at a firehouse…

Jingle Bingo

IBM have designed an A.I. that can debate with humans…

Five people have been arrested after a raid in a retirement community uncovered drugs and golf cart parts…

A 100 year old tortoise missing for a week was found a mile away after a very slow getaway

A blind guy with a gun wrote a self-defence guide…

A kiwi fitness star’s elaborate Eden Park marriage proposal is next level!

A study has revealed loud music at restaurants could be leading you to order burgers over salads

Whitto went to the cinemas last night, and he ate really loudly…

Space News

A dying mother left 15 parenting rules for her husband raising eight kids alone…

Michael from Bateau Bay called in and told us about power tools being flogged from his ute

Firefighters in America have been suspended from work for making porn at a firehouse…

Jingle Bingo

IBM have designed an A.I. that can debate with humans…

Five people have been arrested after a raid in a retirement community uncovered drugs and golf cart parts…

A 100 year old tortoise missing for a week was found a mile away after a very slow getaway

A blind guy with a gun wrote a self-defence guide…

A kiwi fitness star’s elaborate Eden Park marriage proposal is next level!

A study has revealed loud music at restaurants could be leading you to order burgers over salads

Whitto went to the cinemas last night, and he ate really loudly…

Space News

A dying mother left 15 parenting rules for her husband raising eight kids alone…

Michael from Bateau Bay called in and told us about power tools being flogged from his ute

Sex robots has been designed to turn down steamy romps if she isn’t in the mood

Happy Endings

A mini-earthquake was reported in Mexico due to World Cup Celebrations

A study has found the time of day that babies are most likely to be born

An all you can eat offer bankrupts a Chinese hotpot restaurant in just two weeks

A list of pre-requisites for becoming an Emirates Cabin Crew member has been revealed

Normal Or Nuts (Mandy cannot sleep if Fiancé Matt has a nose whistle)

South Korea’s World Cup team beat Swedish Spies in an extremely funny way….

John Edwards has come out and slammed the Producers of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here for misrepresenting him

ACA were chasing a bad grandma…

Meet Alice 2.0, a biologists vision of the ‘perfect’ woman

Sex robots has been designed to turn down steamy romps if she isn’t in the mood

Happy Endings

A mini-earthquake was reported in Mexico due to World Cup Celebrations

A study has found the time of day that babies are most likely to be born

An all you can eat offer bankrupts a Chinese hotpot restaurant in just two weeks

A list of pre-requisites for becoming an Emirates Cabin Crew member has been revealed

Normal Or Nuts (Mandy cannot sleep if Fiancé Matt has a nose whistle)

South Korea’s World Cup team beat Swedish Spies in an extremely funny way….

John Edwards has come out and slammed the Producers of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here for misrepresenting him

ACA were chasing a bad grandma…

Meet Alice 2.0, a biologists vision of the ‘perfect’ woman

A man was tired of sitting in traffic so he hacked into an electronic billboard to stream porn...

Suburban Roll Call

Dumb Criminals

Mandy has another quilt update

Byron Bay naturists want a police crackdown on nudity to stop...

Space News

The Czech President burnt a giant pair of red undies in a bizarre press stunt

The ice cream delivery man/lady has changed and Mandy isn't happy

The Baby Countdown

A man sues his ex-girlfriend for sabotaging his music career so he wouldn't move away

Stinky sausages made of cane toad flesh have been scattered from helicopters in a world-scale trial

Has Tom Cruise been in a film with frogs falling from the sky?