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Oh so u wanna FIGHT?! Well choose your fckn words wisely, babe!! This week Kelsey n Zach are talking fighting styles and how to get to the other side of an argument with a loved one (cuz that’s where the love is btch!!) So take a deep breath, pause, and look for a sexy solution 😤🤐🥰
Shhhhhhhh 🤫 don’t let ur boss know ur listening to this episode cuz we QUIET QUITTING 🪓 Kelsey and Zach discuss setting boundaries, knowing what you’re worth, and of course how to live your DREAM LIFE (more to come as that last one develops 😏). Fck capitalism steal office supplies!!!!!
HAPPY 4th OR IS IT???Hooray America! Literally the messiest b*tch we’ve ever met 🫠 this week Kelsey and Zach are celebrating this nation’s independence by pulling miss USA aside and calling her out on her flaws (it’s what REAL besties do). We love you gurl but u gotta shape tf up!!!!!!
Aska the titty for consent!!! 🤌 Kelsey and Zach are ending pride month STRONG with sexy housekeeping, coming out stories, and the magic of making out with non-facial haired humans 😍
What we need is a good defense cuz we’re feelin like CRIMINALLLLZ 🤪🤪 Kelsey and Zach continue their walk down pride lane with a special look at people who have really committed to the phrase BE GAY DO CRIME 👹 gangsters, serial killers, and MORE make us proud to say gay people can do ANYTHING straight people can do 🌈💦💦
This episode of conpod is coming to you LIVE from the isle of LESBOS 🌈😍 yup that’s right this week Kelsey and Zach are celebrating LESBIANS (the backbone of the alphabet mafia). Where do they come from? What have they accomplished? How did one of them make a lasting impression on our half lez girlie Kels?? You must listen to find out 👂🏻💦💦
YALL READY TO GET QUEER AF?! Kelsey and Zach are hitting this 🌈 month HARD with an intro to the history of PRIDE and a GAYME that only a bisexual like Kelsey could dominate 🍆🍑 We’re keeping it gay as hell these next 4 eps so comment what YOU want us to cover!!
Kelsey and Zach wish you a meaningful Memorial Day (and beg forgiveness for the chaos within this patriotic episode 🥰) Listen here to find out the history behind this important holiday AND some of the QUEEROS that have kept us safe over the years 🌈
This episode Kelsey and Zach are asking the HARD questions and you won’t be getting STIFFED with the answers 😏 that’s right this week is all about BONERS 🍆🥖🌭🥕 where do they come from?how many can one expect in a lifetime? What’s their hole deal?! We suggest you come curious 👁️👅👁️
This week Kelsey and Zach are going BACK TO THE FUTURE 🤩 Have you ever wondered what the kid version of you would think of the life you’re currently living? Did you land that dream job chasing storms? What’s it like living in a mansion by the sea? Are you still glad you had 18 kids with the star of the soccer team?! Well if you’re anything like K&Z you’re probably GLAD things didn’t go to plan…and super happy with the way things are going 💕
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