Confidently Insecure

Kelsey and Zach are all about getting better, but this ep takes woo woo healing practices to the next level 🫣 we’re talkin everything from kundalini body twitchin’ to literal rolls in the hay 🐴 and what wellness episode would be complete without discussing the benefits of hooking up in saunas??

lights...camera..LUBE!!?? Have you ever made a sexual film before, confidantes?! This week Kelsey & Zach catch up after being apart from each other for 3 whole weeks. Zach recounts his gay cruises (and the poles and holes that came with it) while Kelsey spills on her time in a sex dungeon with sir while making a sex tape.

Are you gearing up to celebrate V-day in the arms of your soulmate?? Well gooood for you 🙄 This episode, however, is for all the people experiencing singledom on the most love-oriented day of the year 🥲 Take notes as Kelsey and Zach give you tip after tip for how to celebrate your one and only ride or die—YOU ❤️🧡💛💚💙

If you’ve ever fantasized about unaliving your roommate it may be time to take the plunge and live ALONE 🥲 Lucky for you Kelsey and Zach have both gone through the hell (and heaven) of becoming the alpha of their habitat 👸🏼 Let’s talk financial safety nets, household upkeep, and being as naked as you want to be 🍑

confidantes? we're CALLING MONEY INTO OUR LIVES ALWAYS!!!! so whats a side hustle? and why are we hustling? we're TIRED BABY!!! So zach and kelsey are here to give you some ideas for PASSIVE INCOME!! Whats your favorite way of making a small chunk of change so mama can get her latte and extra guac? let us know in the comments!

soooo what is "pegging", you ask? Is it an art? Is it a sport? Is it the hottest thing we're doing in our pretty girl era 2023??? YES! Pegging is basically fucking your boyfriend but we're going WAY deeper (no pun intended) to show you the history of pegging and why you all should be doing it to your straight boyfriends TONIGHT!!!!!!

well well well - you've found yourself in the place again....that place when you've met someone whose face you love sitting on AND you like having deep conversation with..That person who you think about when your brain aimlessly wonders throughout the day...and hell maybe you're even thinking of them ON PURPOSE. ARE YOU FALLING IN LOVE?! Fear not!!! KELSEY (recovering from Love) & ZACHARY (never been in it) ARE HERE TO HELP YOU HOW TO SCIENTIFICALLY NOT FALL IN FUCKING LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New year, new host!! Welcome Zach Noe Towers to the Confidently Insecure family 😍 This season is starting with a bang as we give up New Year’s resolutions for something a bit…smarter 🤓 Plus we need YOUR help narrowing down all of our amazing ideas for future segments (get ready to have your WHOREoscope read, confidantes!!) 2023 LETS GOOOO

SURPRISE CONFIDATES! After a much needed couple of weeks of for the holiday break, we're BACK BABY!! AND WE'VE GOT THE SURPRISE OF THE YEAR (i mean, we're only 2 days in..so how surprising could it be??) --- CONFIDENTLY INSECURE IS GETTING A NEW CO-HOST BABY!!! THAT'S RIGHT! The convos are about to get twice the spice...so...who could it be?? LEAVE YOUR GUESSES IN THE COMMENTS BELOW!

HERE IS YOUR 2022 HOLIDAY WISHLIST:

PLAN B: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NKMY5E2?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details

Magnetic Screen: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01ESSA9VO/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Bio oil skincare : https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AREGVUM/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Electric spin scrubber sweepurlie: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09NDMLHCM/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Smart girls guide to poly: https://www.amazon.com/Smart-Girls-Guide-Polyamory-Relationships/dp/B07HRYMXD3/ref=sr_1_1?crid=PL199ED8IXG0&keywords=smart+girl+guide+to+polyamory&qid=1670826524&sprefix=smart+girl+guide+to+pol%2Caps%2C133&sr=8-1

Humidifier: https://www.amazon.com/Humidifiers-raydrop-Ultrasonic-Humidifier-Space-Saving/dp/B08NSFNF58/ref=sr_1_6?crid=3O2IO4GMTQS45&keywords=humidifier&qid=1670826542&sprefix=humidife%2Caps%2C131&sr=8-6

100$ projector https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09DKL3BNJ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Dyson: https://www.amazon.com/Dyson-Cordless-Cleaner-Motorized-Combination/dp/B07F7KJQWB/ref=sr_1_3?crid=LIJFBRUAXOZH&keywords=dyson+vacuum&qid=1670826645&sprefix=dyson+va%2Caps%2C131&sr=8-3&ufe=app_do%3Aamzn1.fos.c3015c4a-46bb-44b9-81a4-dc28e6d374b3

Foot heater: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09875KRFN/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Crocs : https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwiK6svNuvP7AhUZGa0GHUwLANwYABAxGgJwdg&ohost=www.google.com&cid=CAESa-D2xhfOxFMLFopYRNqbmDp7esq3jYrKDAArvf9vpjVANFgwa8TKInLRWLcmCbo-2QLVE9n_WPi8Ie2di08B_5i5FR6EnTx4SqAcQkN_xhZnP7vUJj_lVOqGlT50xy8sWTIs-e7oHJBx98G3&sig=AOD64_0ETetN4zrlGmEYIHbEBBtxDjT_QQ&q&adurl&ved=2ahUKEwiCm8DNuvP7AhVsLUQIHRT_Db4Q0Qx6BAgJEAE

This is how you heal: https://shopcatalog.com/product/when-youre-ready-this-is-how-you-heal/

Water bowl self dispenser: https://www.chewy.com/petkit-water-bottle-walking-dog-cat/dp/383303?utm_source=google-product&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=17874858853&utm_content=PETKIT&utm_term=&gclid=Cj0KCQiAnNacBhDvARIsABnDa68UW3yVPgHEIFRh3vwaS_GyCGzKXMVcBoonFsafXM3ToQShF9pA9rMaAvE_EALw_wcB

Theraface : https://www.therabody.com/us/en-us/theraface-pro-facial-care-device.html

Rare beauty primer : https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwj_raj2uvP7AhVXIa0GHQClCx0YABALGgJwdg&ohost=www.google.com&cid=CAESa-D2IwE7w_TEBB5t1wJcXxrRWBNIFox1nKcmGQ2XE9nUkBssvmhmRhaV6Ksn8GV6ACwYkHMshE_p8pk5zu2s2QpvVALip6KHsyrFvXDNvIUZvXPgZaTBW8SeKY3_AsEl_fhO2HS9BE74aMsz&sig=AOD64_1U3nHnpoq-eJ9l-PDhzuwy7vqwmQ&ctype=5&q=&ved=2ahUKEwjX95z2uvP7AhXFH0QIHV5wCzMQww8oAnoECAYQDg&adurl=

Hippo car seat: https://www.google.com/aclk?sa=l&ai=DChcSEwjBi6aFu_P7AhXGKbMAHT5MBU4YABBPGgJ5bQ&ase=2&sig=AOD64_2JbsE5PxpfzoMAamBef0LmocJzIQ&adurl&ctype=5&ved=2ahUKEwjesJWFu_P7AhV1oY4IHTJgC8UQuxd6BQgBEKwF

Snout soother :

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