Confidently Insecure

Your favorite confident bottoms just got a new sound board…JEALOUS?? Well even if your resounding answer is “NO” you will experience some envy by the end of this ep 😏 bc this weeks theme is JEALOUSY 😵‍💫🫠 Kelsey and Zach do a deep dive on their own experience with the thief of joy and go on to discuss the multiple ways jealousy can manifest in your life (spoiler alert: you’ve experienced ALL OF THEM)

This episode is the 💩 so take a big whiff!! Kelsey and Zach talk living life to the fullest (read: times they’ve shat themselves) and retell some of YOUR most gory poop stories 🤫 so stop farting around, find a seat on the porcelain throne and squeeze this hilarious one out 🥰

Kelsey and Zach are reunited after 15 days apart (the longest since they were separated at birth) for the catch up of all catch ups! Is Kelsey getting brain surgery?? Did Zach meet the “intact” man of his dreams in Europe?! What does fruit roll up have to say about Kelsey’s viral ad campaign?!! You’ll have to listen to find out 🧠💦💦

Oh great ANOTHER PERSONALITY TEST TO TELL ME I'M A CRAZY DRAMATIC LOONY?! or....a well - researched, scientific based approach to understanding yourself (and maybe others, too!) in a better way? Can knowing more about our enneagram types help us be more understanding humans (clearly a type 5) or make us hate ourselves (oh 8's, we love. you!)

zZzzZZ WAKE UP CONFIDANTES!!! Zach and Kelsey are talking 'bout that wild shit that happens in your subconscious while you're SNOOZING! Not only are you getting the literal stuff that nightmares are made of, but you're also getting a game where Kelsey has to guess if Zach's wild descriptions are of his dreams OR ACTUAL THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO HIM and the fact that we can't tell the difference...will keep you up at night!

This week Kelsey and Zach talk about the drug 90% of all adults are doing—CAFFEINE ☕️ from its humble origin story to the chokehold it currently has on most of society, we’ll let you decide if it’s a HERO or VILLAIN 🦹🏼‍♀️

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ATTN: WOMEN!!!!

After years of dating all walks of life, Kelsey and Zach have accrued quite a few ICKS 😬 Find out what irks these two very not shallow people and let us know if you feel similarly 😏 PLUS we need your help in what to talk about next! (Otherwise you’re getting more delicious, horny overshares 😈)

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I said burr....its COLD AS FUCK IN HERE!!! This week, Kelsey walks Zach through intentional cold exposure therapy in our new episode called L2L #Luv2LeArN where we break down a scientific subject into digestible and obvi hilarious subjects ;) This first go of our #L2L series is all about what GETTING COLD can do for your healthy! Namely, panic attacks, metabolism and resilience! LOOK AT US LEARNIN'!

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OOooOOoooOo!!!!!! This episode’s sexiness is in OVERDRIVE. That’s right Kelsey and Zach breakdown where that desire in your loins connects with the sexiest muscle in your body (🧠💦💦) Bumble hookups, marathon sex sessions and SO MUCH MORE!!!

Listen or read: COME AS YOU ARE by Emily Nagowski

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