Only very few mortals on Earth have ever lain hands on The Great Leader. To do so without express permission would be an offence, punishable by a hefty rap on the knuckles. This week, someone was given the chance to touch him for a prolonged period and he was quite uncomfortable. Meanwhile, Steve becomes confused about the difference between an 'invention' and an 'idea'.

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This week’s podcast is dedicated to The Ravioli Lawnmower, Aoife, Ruairí and Lorcan.

Thank you.

Please dedicate the appropriate time and attention to this weeks broadcast. The Great Leader brings word from the MOT testing centre, but will it be good or bad? Plus, Steve returns from a fact finding mission, with tales of fish and penguins.

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This week’s podcast is dedicated to Jack.

Thank you.

TRIGGER WARNING: Today's podcast dedication contains a mention of suicide.

The Great Leader loves you: Not in the conventional sense, but in the way that a Supreme All Seeing Leader loves his people, or his cats. This week, he made a kind gesture to his darling Mother, which backfired and Steve went for a very long run.

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This week’s podcast is dedicated to John.

Thank you.

Steve has a bright idea this week, but it's all in the name of winding up other members of the IBS. At the other end of the long, banquet-like broadcast table, sits The Great Leader, like a powerful beast of knowledge, his gaze fixed upon you and his words burning the air around your little tiny head. Listen to him.

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This week’s podcast is dedicated to Paul.

Thank you.

The Great Leader focuses his captivating gaze upon the supernatural this week. Spooky goings on need to be understood and he has made that his mission. Meanwhile, Steve has been for a very long walk.

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This week’s podcast is dedicated to Jo.

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Steve has very big news this week and it's been a long time coming. Meanwhile, up at the head of the table, The Great Leader is telling wonderful stories and quoting from Gladiator (2000).

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This week’s podcast is dedicated to A Melia

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Dear Important Broadcast Listener,

The Important Broadcast would like to apologise for the late delivery of this podcast. A technological failure meant that this audio gift could not be brought to your ears. But now that it's here, what's inside? Wisdom of course! Wisdom by the bucket load. Drink it in and enjoy it. It's even better the next day...

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This week’s podcast is dedicated to Andrew Piddington.

Thank you.

Should you ever have the honour of speaking to him, be very careful what you say to The Great Leader. He remembers every word. On the other side of the desk, Steve tried his best to get a deal on a new phone. Did it work? Plus, The British Transport Police, insurance and facts about cats and dogs.

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This week’s podcast is dedicated to Greg.

Thank you.

Chopping boards are a huge theme this week. It wasn't planned. It just sort of happened. Plus, John Leschen has been in touch and he's brought the goods.

NOTE: The noise that Steve makes inadvertently during Dinner Winner is one of the best noises that's ever been heard on British radio.

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This week’s podcast is dedicated to Jackie.

Thank you.

The Great Leader requires you to abandon all other activities. Do not drive, do not eat and most certainly do not sleep. Give yourself to him. This week, Steve has much mystery to untangle. Plus, a spider, boxing and parking.

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This week’s podcast is dedicated to Katie & Robyn.

Thank you.