Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, a cringeworthy customer service call leaves us all speechless. 

A frustrated caller, Johanster, is trying to resolve an issue with his phone, but the customer representative is being, well, less than helpful. From the condescending attitude to the bizarre suggestions, you can't help but question the company's priorities. 

Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings!

Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the freshest breakfast show in town.

Brace yourself for the thrilling R20k Pop Quiz with Suzuki, a trip down memory lane with the Vinyl Classic, Darren’s legendary pranks, and the wildest stories from What’s Happening at the Courthouse with Rameez.

Whether you’re in it for the laughs, the music, or the big wins, this is the only way to wake up right!

Thank you for listening.

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In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the Census Bureau makes a return with some interesting questions.

We're talking about zebras, computers, and slow cookers, and that's not just small talk. 

Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings!

Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the freshest breakfast show in town.

Brace yourself for the thrilling R20k Pop Quiz with Suzuki, a trip down memory lane with the Vinyl Classic, Darren’s legendary pranks, and the wildest stories from What’s Happening at the Courthouse with Rameez.

Whether you’re in it for the laughs, the music, or the big wins, this is the only way to wake up right!

Thank you for listening.

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In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, a caller's web of lies unravels. 

A group of mates are trying to get visas to watch the big game between Manchester United and Arsenal, but things take a turn when they're questioned by the British Embassy.

With a mix of humor and clever thinking, this prank call is a must-listen. 

Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings!

Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the freshest breakfast show in town.

Brace yourself for the thrilling R20k Pop Quiz with Suzuki, a trip down memory lane with the Vinyl Classic, Darren’s legendary pranks, and the wildest stories from What’s Happening at the Courthouse with Rameez.

Whether you’re in it for the laughs, the music, or the big wins, this is the only way to wake up right!

Thank you for listening.

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In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson takes on a wedding dress disaster.

A bridesmaid is tasked with delivering some devastating news to the bride, but things quickly take a turn when the maid's attempts to get in touch with the bride are met with resistance. 

Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings!

Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the freshest breakfast show in town.

Brace yourself for the thrilling R20k Pop Quiz with Suzuki, a trip down memory lane with the Vinyl Classic, Darren’s legendary pranks, and the wildest stories from What’s Happening at the Courthouse with Rameez.

Whether you’re in it for the laughs, the music, or the big wins, this is the only way to wake up right!

Thank you for listening.

Catch the show live on Primedia+ weekdays from 6 am to 9 am (South African time) http://bit.ly/3SQOET9

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Whackhead brings us another epic prank call. This husband is in for a surprise when his daughter, who's studying medicine in Romania, calls to break the news that she's met someone special in South Africa. The conversation takes a turn when the suitor, who claims to be a 35-year-old man, reveals he's unemployed and ready for love. The dad's reactions are priceless as he tries to shut down the relationship, but it's clear he's not the only one who's got some explaining to do.

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Darren Whackhead Simpson is back with another senseless survey on Kfm Mornings. He's calling Australians to ask some... interesting questions. From the value of pie to Danny DeVito's height, Darren's got a list of 15 questions that'll leave you scratching your head. He's also tackling the serious topic of wedding gifts, suggesting that couples who get divorced within two years should return their gifts. With a dash of humor and a pinch of controversy, Darren's survey is not for the faint of heart. Will he get any sensible answers? Tune in to find out!

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In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, we go on a wild ride. 

From being called "Tony the Polony" to being threatened with being "crushed into a little pink paste," Tony's got some choice words for the company. 

Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings!

Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the freshest breakfast show in town.

Brace yourself for the thrilling R20k Pop Quiz with Suzuki, a trip down memory lane with the Vinyl Classic, Darren’s legendary pranks, and the wildest stories from What’s Happening at the Courthouse with Rameez.

Whether you’re in it for the laughs, the music, or the big wins, this is the only way to wake up right!

Thank you for listening.

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In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, a groom-to-be is trying to book a limousine for his wedding, but things take a turn when the person on the phone starts getting pranked by the best man's wife-to-be.

Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings!

Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the freshest breakfast show in town.

Brace yourself for the thrilling R20k Pop Quiz with Suzuki, a trip down memory lane with the Vinyl Classic, Darren’s legendary pranks, and the wildest stories from What’s Happening at the Courthouse with Rameez.

Whether you’re in it for the laughs, the music, or the big wins, this is the only way to wake up right!

Thank you for listening.

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In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the Senseless Bureau makes a return, asking some rather interesting questions.

We're talking unicorns, dog glasses, and olive oil spills. But things take a turn when our host starts talking about health and hygiene, specifically, what comes out of your nose when you're sick. 

Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings!

Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the freshest breakfast show in town.

Brace yourself for the thrilling R20k Pop Quiz with Suzuki, a trip down memory lane with the Vinyl Classic, Darren’s legendary pranks, and the wildest stories from What’s Happening at the Courthouse with Rameez.

Whether you’re in it for the laughs, the music, or the big wins, this is the only way to wake up right!

Thank you for listening.

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In this episode, Whackhead tackles the ongoing saga of the TV license fee. He shares a hilarious and relatable story about a woman who's been receiving harassing calls from the SABC about her late father's TV license. You'll hear the ridiculous conversation she has with the SABC representative, who insists on speaking to her father's "ashes."

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