Whackhead brings us another epic prank call. This husband is in for a surprise when his daughter, who's studying medicine in Romania, calls to break the news that she's met someone special in South Africa. The conversation takes a turn when the suitor, who claims to be a 35-year-old man, reveals he's unemployed and ready for love. The dad's reactions are priceless as he tries to shut down the relationship, but it's clear he's not the only one who's got some explaining to do.

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Darren Whackhead Simpson is back with another senseless survey on Kfm Mornings. He's calling Australians to ask some... interesting questions. From the value of pie to Danny DeVito's height, Darren's got a list of 15 questions that'll leave you scratching your head. He's also tackling the serious topic of wedding gifts, suggesting that couples who get divorced within two years should return their gifts. With a dash of humor and a pinch of controversy, Darren's survey is not for the faint of heart. Will he get any sensible answers? Tune in to find out!

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In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, we go on a wild ride. 

From being called "Tony the Polony" to being threatened with being "crushed into a little pink paste," Tony's got some choice words for the company. 

Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings!

Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the freshest breakfast show in town.

Brace yourself for the thrilling R20k Pop Quiz with Suzuki, a trip down memory lane with the Vinyl Classic, Darren’s legendary pranks, and the wildest stories from What’s Happening at the Courthouse with Rameez.

Whether you’re in it for the laughs, the music, or the big wins, this is the only way to wake up right!

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In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, a groom-to-be is trying to book a limousine for his wedding, but things take a turn when the person on the phone starts getting pranked by the best man's wife-to-be.

Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings!

Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the freshest breakfast show in town.

Brace yourself for the thrilling R20k Pop Quiz with Suzuki, a trip down memory lane with the Vinyl Classic, Darren’s legendary pranks, and the wildest stories from What’s Happening at the Courthouse with Rameez.

Whether you’re in it for the laughs, the music, or the big wins, this is the only way to wake up right!

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In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the Senseless Bureau makes a return, asking some rather interesting questions.

We're talking unicorns, dog glasses, and olive oil spills. But things take a turn when our host starts talking about health and hygiene, specifically, what comes out of your nose when you're sick. 

Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings!

Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the freshest breakfast show in town.

Brace yourself for the thrilling R20k Pop Quiz with Suzuki, a trip down memory lane with the Vinyl Classic, Darren’s legendary pranks, and the wildest stories from What’s Happening at the Courthouse with Rameez.

Whether you’re in it for the laughs, the music, or the big wins, this is the only way to wake up right!

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In this episode, Whackhead tackles the ongoing saga of the TV license fee. He shares a hilarious and relatable story about a woman who's been receiving harassing calls from the SABC about her late father's TV license. You'll hear the ridiculous conversation she has with the SABC representative, who insists on speaking to her father's "ashes."

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Ever wondered how a prank call goes when the prankster has all the wrong information? Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers comedy gold in this KFM Mornings exclusive as he poses as an estate manager confronting a resident about unpaid electricity bills. What starts as a call based on incorrect details quickly spirals into absurd accusations - from speeding violations and spying on sunbathing neighbors to kicking dogs and theft! The target's frustration builds to a breaking point as Wackhead piles on increasingly ridiculous claims, culminating in a satisfying explosion of anger when the victim realizes he's been pranked.

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Ever wondered what happens when random strangers get bombarded with the most ridiculous questions imaginable? Darren Wackhead Simpson's "Senseless Survey" on Kfm Mornings delivers exactly that - a hilarious segment where unsuspecting people attempt to answer questions that make absolutely no sense. From unconscious birds to civil wars and funeral bouquet tosses, this episode showcases how ordinary people react when confronted with extraordinary absurdity.

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In this hilarious episode of Kfm Mornings, host Darren "Wackhead" Simpson delivers another masterful prank call that leaves an innocent cleaning business owner absolutely terrified. When a wife and daughter request Wackhead to "make this dude sweat," he transforms into Detective Swanppula from Durbanville Police Station, convincing the poor man he's inadvertently cleaned up a crime scene and might be romantically involved with a pregnant client. The genuine panic in the victim's voice as he desperately tries to explain his legitimate cleaning business creates comedy gold for listeners.

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Are you mysteriously losing data faster than you can say "refresh"? You're not alone. In this hilarious episode, we dive into the absurd world of "shared data plans" through a classic Whackhead Simpson prank call that will leave you questioning your cell phone contract and crying with laughter.

Heinrich's frustration over his daughter's disappearing data takes an unexpected turn when he discovers his phone number isn't exclusively his anymore. What follows is a comedic three-way conversation between a confused customer, a fake Vodacom representative, and "Lips" - a woman who claims to have had the same number for years. The territorial dispute over a single phone number escalates into hilarious threats and misunderstandings that perfectly capture South African budget-saving creativity gone wrong.

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