We spend a lot of time — with Albie, Carolline, Al and Jules — talking about what happens when someone buys you a drink at a bar. Are you obliged to chat? Do you have to acknowledge it? Jules says it ends when the conversation gets boring. Caroline? "Buy your own damn drink" And there's more. A lot more!

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Albie's life is chaos as he preps for a big Halloween event at the hotel... We get an update on Markie the Cheerleader and a glimpse inside Candice's cheer coaching style and motivation. And we answer a letter from a listener who is having trouble connecting with friends in an increasingly digital world.

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Chris has decided to only wear concert t-shirts (mom points out he had an only-jerseys phase a few years ago), Al is obsessed with pimple popping videos, a listener discovered the vibrator section at Rite-Aid (and Al wonders if people know what Rite-Aid is), another listener's mother-in-law discovered her stash of nudes on her cell phone...and that's just the first 20 minutes!

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Albie Chris and Urbano are back! They're talking awkward sexual encounters, moving in with your partner, and a mailbag from a listener who found out the guy she's been dating is still active on Tinder! Listen now and join the show by writing to us at [email protected]

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Albie from the Future shows up to taunt him via bluetooth. We talk boyfriends who crash at your apartment, what to do when someone talks bad about you at work... and more!

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It's the Don's Birthday! Fal seems to be hosting the show, Lauren is here!, we discuss party planning, what to do if your mother in law has a tapeworm, we order Taco Bell mid show and also sing us in and out of the show. .No joke, we actually sing.

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Albie's grundle is apparently broken, Urbano reveals that he told a guy he couldn't take a picture with Albie unless they had sex first, can a listener try to find a spark that wasn't there initially with a guy her friends keep pushing on her? (Urbano suggests trying some dry humping to find out), and more. That's all in the first 12 minutes.

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Albie, Candice, The Don and Dad talk good intentions gone awry -- specifically, an ill-timed firework (or was it? There weren't any colors!) set off at Candice's party and a boat ride from hell for the Manzos. Plus, a listener writes in with a dilemma: should she tell her new boyfriend she's on OnlyFans? And a lot more.

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Al, the Don and Candice are recapping Candice's wild night at the Berkeley hotel — and Candice reveals her sure to be popular anti-dog beach stance. Plus, we get into what to do if your kid becomes a tiktok star, we talk being on reality TV vs. the YouTube success of Ryan's World, and dad jumps in halfway through the show!

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Albie, Chris & Urbano talk crazy families, pulling people out of the hotel koi pond, labor pains, "me time" and a whole lot more. Plus, Chris has lost a lot of weight, kind of by accident. And he's out of movies to watch, so feel free to email some suggestions.

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