We’re back in action with Al, Jules, Chris, and Brie. Chris is supposed to be in Mexico and we find out why he isn’t (and the lengths to which he went to try and get there). Plus: some advice on being stuck between two girls, and what to do if you land your dream job far away and fear your partner won’t stay faithful. 

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We get into a question about Asbury Park, one about a woman who is nine years younger than her fiance and is worried about looking like a gold-digger... and more Be part of the show! [email protected] JOINHONEY.COM/PINEAPPLE

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Jules, Candice, and Chelsea are back and Albie tells everyone how he “saved” Chelsea’s life recently. We get a juicy mailbag from a listener who cheated on her fiancé and now doesn’t know whose child she’s pregnant with. And Candice knows way too much about how to steal someone’s DNA... Send us your Qs! [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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Jules, Candice, and Danielle are back and things are all over the place because FAL is here! We're answering multiple mailbags from the community. Lauren comes and then gets up and leaves, Danielle might take Polly, and nobody will watch Candice's birds. So much going on at once. Be part of the show and send in your questions: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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Christine is back, along with Jules, Candice and cousin Danielle. We get updated on Christine's Quarantine Boyfriend drama and her new man. We also find out what a "Doubler" and "Tripod" are. Many other guests pop in and out throughout the show. And Albie regrets everything and we debate whether or not we should even air this episode. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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Jules and Urbano are in to discuss friends ditching friends, when alone space is ok in a relationship and why Albie gets uncomfortable when people are nice to him All your needs: DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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Albie, Chris and Urbano discuss how long is too long to keep a pair of socks. We share a mailbag question sent in from a viewer on whether or not he should tell his wife and kids that he's gay. And Urbano shares his very similar story on coming out. All your needs! --> DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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Mr.Manzo, The Don, Candice, and Jules are back! We go over Mr.Manzo's Yelp reviews from the past and discover we could be on the brink of a whole new series for the show. We're finally going over the mysterious box of fruit with Dad that was sent to Lauren and taste the pink pineapple live (sorry Lauren, we ate all your fruit). AND Mr.Manzo spills some major tea about Jules in the end. It's always a good show when Dad is here. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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Mr. Manzo is in the building and we’re getting to the bottom of this “lineage” drama we went over a few episodes ago with The Don, Candice, and Jules. Chris apparently wants to name his future kids Lefty and Lucky?? So we call him and Cassandra up to confirm, and we throw Chelsea into the drama, too. Is there a race as to who will have Albert Manzo V? Listen to find out. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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Jules, Candice, and The Don are back! We’re reading terrible Valentine’s Day Stories sent in from the Dear Albie Community. A mystery person sent Lauren a box of fruit that Mr.Manzo is infatuated with and we think we’re being robbed upstairs while we are recording ... never a dull moment. Join the show & write in your questions and stories at DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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