Oh no! This week, SNL icon Rachel Dratch joins Tony as they try not to PANIC about… BEING STUCK ON A RUNAWAY TRAIN! Rachel and Tony are a couple of Bostonians on the AmTrack when the train speeds up and doesn’t stop! What would you do? Pull the emergency brake? Jump out? Make the train go faster in hopes of creating a wormhole to go back in time? We’ll hear what Rachel thinks she’d do if she was a passenger on a runaway rocket train, hear what experts say to do, and discover that placing a wild wolf on the train during the improv scene is probably NOT the best way to ensure survival of this scenario.

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BRRR! This week, the hilarious Ashley Ray joins Tony as they try not to PANIC about… BEING LOCKED IN A WALK-IN FREEZER. Ashley and Tony are two restaurant waiters looking to find a spot to smoke a joint when they accidentally lock themselves in a walk-in freezer! What would you do? Scream for help? Try to break the lock? Do non-stop jumping-jacks to keep your heart rate up? We’ll hear what Ashley thinks she’d do in this frigid scenario, hear what “experts” say to do, and learn that, spoiler alert, “Build An Igloo” is an actual recommendation for this panic-inducing scenario. 

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STOP, DROP, AND ROLL! This week, the sweet and funny D’Arcy Carden joins Tony as they try not to PANIC about… BEING SET ON FIRE! D’Arcy and Tony dine at a fancy restaurant when it gets a little chilly. D’Arcy goes to turn the janky patio heaters on when, you guessed it, she catches on fire! What would you do? Stop, drop, and roll? Grab a fire extinguisher? Resign yourself to the flames and just die? We’ll hear what D’Arcy thinks she’d do if we were set ablaze, hear what experts say to do, and discover there is nothing better than the secret menu at Jamba Juice to get you out of a jam when your best friend is on fire.

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Help! This week, the very funny Broti Gupta joins Tony as they try not to PANIC about… SURVIVING A WOLF ATTACK! Broti and Tony are two buds driving through the Montana wilderness when their 4-wheeler breaks down and they find themselves cornered by a pack of snarling wolves! What would you do? Run? Freeze up? Use your comedy chops to ease the tension between you and your canine attacker? We’ll hear what Broti would do if she was reduced to wolf prey, hear what experts say to do, and discover the only thing more terrifying than a wolf attack are, you guessed it, one-eyed hairless cats that only visit you in your nightmares. 

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Oh no! This week, the very funny London Hughes joins Tony as they try not to panic about surviving a lightning strike! London is midway through a job interview in Central Park when a storm rolls in. She and Tony try to outrun it when – she’s struck by lightning! What would you do? Stop, drop, and roll? Lay flat on the ground? Break up with your boyfriend because he gave you the 'ick' when he runs under a tree; the biggest lightning no-no? We’ll hear what London thinks she'd do in this charged, panic-inducing scenario, hear what experts say to do, and discover all the condiments you can and cannot get when purchasing a hot dog in Britain.

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Run! This week, "Modern Family" star Jesse Tyler Ferguson joins Tony as they try not to PANIC about... SURVIVING A BULL ATTACK! Jesse and Tony are vacationing on the streets of Spain when suddenly the ground shakes, the buildings rumble, and they look up to see - a stampede of bulls charging right at them! What would you do? Duck? Hug the wall and try to evade them? Jump on a bull and ride the stampede? We’ll hear what Jesse Tyler Ferguson thinks he would do if he were forced to take the literal bull by the horns, learn what the experts say to do, and discover that bulls may react differently to the color red than we all were led to believe.

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Up up and away! This week, the very funny Blaire Erskine joins Tony as they try not to PANIC about… SURVIVING A RUNAWAY HOT AIR BALLOON! Tony and Blaire are horrible parents taking their kids on a hot air balloon ride when it veers off course! What would you do? Land the balloon yourself? Jump off? Push your family overboard to lighten the load? We’ll hear what Blaire thinks she’d do if encountered with this panic inducing scenario, hear what the “experts” say to do, and come to the foregone conclusion that cocaine would certainly NOT be helpful in surviving this scenario.

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