WE'RE GETTING CRUSHED! This week, SNL star James Austin Johnson joins Tony as they try not to panic about... SURVIVING A CROWD CRUSH. Tony and James are Ren-Fair enthusiasts who get caught up in a crowd that just keeps growing. Ultimately, the mob turns deadly. What would you do? Try to wiggle your way out? Help the less fortunate find a way to safety? Admit you're a selfish monster and stomp your way to the top? We'll find out how James Austin Johnson thinks he'd act if he were feeling the squeeze, hear what experts have to say, and hear Tony and James have the "Trump Off" we've all been waiting for!

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WIPEOUT! This week, “The Office” co-star Oscar Nunez joins Tony as they try not to panic about… SURVIVING A TSUNAMI. Oscar and Tony are two friends looking to hang loose on the beaches of Singapore when they’re overcome by a wall of ocean water. What would you do? Try to out run it? Climb a building? Worry about the argument you’re gonna have with your family about what to bring during for the evacuation? We’ll hear what Oscar thinks he’d do if he was thrust into a tsunami, hear what experts say to do, and learn that anything is surfable, and yes, that includes waiters.

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BRR! This week, comedian Lennon Parham joins Tony as they try not to panic about… FALLING INTO A FROZEN LAKE. Lennon and Tony are two hot-shot lawyers looking to fish a frozen lake when the surface cracks open, and Lennon FALLS IN. What would you do? Scream for help? Strip naked to shed weight? Give up and sink to an icy death? We’ll find out how Lennon thinks she’d survive this frosty scenario, hear what the “experts” say to do, and find out how karma’s a bitch for those who try to cheat on their spouses in the frozen tundra.

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Help! On this Don’t Panic Holiday Special, comedy star Jillian Bell joins Tony as they try not to panic about… GETTING YOUR TONGUE STUCK ON A FROZEN POLE. It’s a full-blown “Christmas Story” panic scenario when a hungover Jillian pays two quarters to stick her tongue on a dirty pole… and gets STUCK TO IT. What would you do? Poor warm water on it? Rip it off like a Band-Aid? Spiral into doom and gloom planning for life without a tongue? We’ll find out how Jillian thinks she’d survive this scenario, hear what the “experts” say to do, and peel back the layers of performance anxiety Jillian Bell struggles with for her upcoming role in the “Splash” re-make.

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OH, WELL! This week, the very funny John Gemberling joins Tony as they try not to panic about… FALLING INTO A WELL. Tony and John are two friends touring their off-grid home complete with solar panels, futuristic turret guns and a well that, you guessed it, they FALL INTO. What would you do? Scream for help? Try to climb the walls? Ask the ghost who haunts said well to “lend a hand”? We’ll find out how John thinks he’d escape, hear what experts say to do, and discover that WikiHow truly has an article on how to do anything, including eating and breathing.

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ICEBERG, RIGHT AHEAD! This week, April Clark and Grace Freud of “Girl God” join Tony as they try not to panic about… SURVIVING A SINKING CRUISE SHIP. Grace, April, and Tony flirt on the deck of the cheapest gay cruise on planet Earth when – the ship crashes into an iceberg! What would you do? Swim to the surface? Find the nearest lifejacket? Make sure your best friends saw you die so they could “tell your story” to the world? We’ll hear what Grace and April would do in a shipwreck, here what the experts recommend, and discover nothing is more terrifying than turning into a monkey with a “back-penis”. 

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FREEDOM! This week, funny man Jason Mantzoukas joins Tony as they try not to PANIC about… surviving a PRISON BREAK. Jason and Tony are two cell mates who decide the only way to save their romance is to break out of prison. What would you do? Dig a tunnel? Befriend a prison guard? Build a rag-tag team of prisoners and “Ocean’s 11” your way out of there? We’ll find out how Jason would attempt to break free, find out what the “experts” say to do, and discover that the best advice for breaking out of prison comes from the fashion-forward minds of GQ.

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Help! This week, “Tulsa King” star Andrea Savage joins Tony as they try not to PANIC about… surviving a VOLCANIC ERUPTION. Andrea is trying her best to evacuate Tony from a film set placed under an active volcano when, predictably, it erupts. What would you do? Find high ground? Run for your life? Strike a pose so your preserved corpse looks good when scientists excavate your remains in the future? We’ll find out what Andrea thinks she’d do if she had to outrun a lava blast, hear what experts say to do, and discover the only thing more terrifying than an active volcano is a genderless clown.

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SQUEAK! This week, former SNL star Bobby Moynihan joins Tony as they try not to PANIC about… SURVIVING A RAT INFESTATION. Bobby and Tony are two UCB hopefuls just trying to make the perfect sandwich when they’re attacked by a rat-coon (raccoon made of rats). What would you do? Call the exterminator? Set a trap? Grab the closest hockey stick and slapshot rodents into a dustbin? We’ll find out what Bobby thinks he’d do if the world was overrun with vermin, hear what experts say to do, and find out the moment Bobby felt he’d ‘made it’ on SNL.

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