HELP! This week, “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” star Ellie Kemper joins Tony as they try not to PANIC about… GETTING STUCK IN QUICKSAND. Ellie and Tony are two ice cream fanatics looking to tour the Grom factory in Belize. Things take a turn when midway through their jungle hike – they get caught in quicksand! What would you do? Stay still? Reach for a branch? Fill your lungs with air and “dead man’s float” until help arrived? We’ll find out how Ellie thinks she’d handle sinking to a muddy death, hear what experts say to do, and learn that amateur magicians have no place in the Don’t Panic universe.

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SNAKE BITE! This week the hilarious Ben Rodgers joins Tony as they try not to PANIC about… BEING BIT BY A VENOMOUS SNAKE. Ben and Tony are two vegas-bound bros who pull over after they spot a UFO. Bad move. Things take a turn for the worse when Ben is fanged by a rattlesnake! What would you do? Use a tourniquet? Suck the venom out? Call a doctor? We’ll find out how Ben thinks he’d handle getting bit by a viper, hear what experts say to do, and learn that it’s impossible to describe a snake without it just sounding like a very dangerous penis.

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HOLD THE DOOR! This week America's favorite twins, The Sklar Brothers, join Tony as they try not to PANIC about… BEING STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR. Jason and Randy Sklar are touring a skyscraper being built in their namesake when the elevator grinds to a halt between the 119th and 120th floor. What would you do? Smash the Emergency Call Button? Yell until someone saved you? Climb on a business woman's shoulders and escape through the ceiling hatch? We’ll find out how The Sklar Brothers would handle being stuck 120 stories in the sky, hear what experts say to do, and learn that the worst person to be stuck with is a misogynistic shock jock.

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IT’S SPOOKY SEASON! This week, Mary Holland joins Tony as they try not to PANIC about… SURVIVING AN ACTUAL HAUNTED HOUSE. Mary’s a well-to-do wino who gets duped by a shady real estate agent (Tony) into buying a legit haunted house! It’s only a matter of time before her paranormal roommates start terrorizing her and her sister. What would you do? Call a medium? Hide in the cupboard? Take shots of whiskey with your ghoulish cohabitants? We’ll find out how Mary would deal with supernatural squatters, hear what “experts” say to do, and learn that, in a way, we’re all living in a metaphorical haunted house called our minds.

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It’s a BRAWL! This week, the hilarious Beth Stelling joins Tony as they try not to PANIC about… SURVIVING A BAR ROOM BRAWL. When Beth and Tony accidentally sit in the wrong seat at a Boston bar, a drunk patron takes it as an opportunity to start a fight. What would you do? Try to diffuse the situation? Smash a mug over their head? Challenge them to a sudden death field hockey match where the first goal wins? We’ll find out how Beth keeps her cool in these tense situations, hear what experts say to do, and discover that buying a round for everyone at the bar may be the perfect brawl-ending solution (as long as it’s Jagermeister).

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TWISTER! This week, “Orange is the New Black” star Lauren Lapkus joins Tony as they try not to PANIC about… SURVIVING A TORNADO. Lauren’s an anxious passenger hitching a ride with a country bumpkin when their truck is hit by a Category 5 tornado. What would you do? Hide in an underpass? Become a human rag doll? Expertly use the 300-mile-per-hour winds to glide down to safety? We’ll explore how Lauren thinks she’d survive a tornado, hear what experts say to do, and hope she doesn’t get transported to a Wizard Of Oz fantasy land where everyone’s trying to gaslight her (spoiler alert: she does.)

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HELP! This week, the hilarious Sydney Battle joins Tony as they try not to PANIC about… being STRANDED IN A DESERT. Sydney is a big-city San Diego lawyer who’s taking a plane tour of Death Valley when her pilot crash lands in the middle of no man’s land. What would you do? Find shade? Drink urine for hydration? Chop up the passengers and leave a crumb trail using their flesh? Gross! We’ll explore how Sydney thinks she’d survive the hot days and freezing nights, hear what experts say to do, and who knows, maybe Jeff Goldblum will show up and guide Sydney out of this disaster.

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FIRE! This week, “Somebody Somewhere” star Jeff Hiller joins Tony as they try not to PANIC about… being stuck in a BURNING APARTMENT BUILDING. Tony and Jeff are two friends looking to enjoy their San Francisco Airbnb when their vacation takes a fiery turn. What would you do? Grab the nearest fire extinguisher? Crawl out the nearest exit? Repel down an open window using your expensive 800-thread-count bed sheets? We’ll explore how Jeff thinks he’d escape this flaming nightmare, hear what experts say to do, and learn that Sting Rays are not only terrifying but should never be trusted.

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AVALANCHE!!! This week, the hilarious Gil Ozeri joins Tony as they try not to PANIC about… being SWEPT UP IN AN AVALANCHE. Tony and Gil are two danger-loving bros trying to scale Kilimanjaro when they’re buried by a blanket of snow. What would you do? Try to out run it? Create an air pocket with your backpack? Use the 30-minutes of oxygen you have to write a sweet tune with your bro? We’ll explore how Gil thinks he’d escape this frosty nightmare, hear what experts say to do, and learn that maybe Sour Patch Kids aren’t the best thing to have in your wilderness survival kit.

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