Double Love

Hank and Marie Patman are still heading for divorce - but while Alice has thankfully come to her sense and forbidden the twins to interfere in the Patmans' marriage, the Queen of Schemes, aka Jessica, is on the case. Egged on by Liz, who is obsessed with helping her new BFF Bruce, she comes up with an array of plans to reunite the Patman parents. Alas Mercury is in retrograde, and it's turned Jessica, newly obsessed with horoscopes, into a total klutz - with genuinely hilarious results. Elsewhere, our minds are blown by concrete geese, and to our huge excitement, we discover what hapened when Bruce paid a visit to Dublin! This show is part of the HeadStuff Podcast Network. For more, go to HeadStuffPodcasts.com, where you can also become a member of HeadStuff+ and get exclusive access to bonus material and lots more.

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The heat wave is still raging in Sweet Valley - and in the pants of Elizabeth and Bruce, who are drawn together by their frankly worrying obsession with Alice and Hank's youthful romance. Their new bond is causing tension between Liz and Todd, who has moved into the Casa while Ned and Alice are out of town (don't worry, he's sleeping on the couch). For once, we can't blame Todd for his moods, as Liz keeps ditching him to head off with the Patman playboy in 1Bruce1! And Jessica? She's having the time of her life enjoying all the drama. As are we! This show is part of the HeadStuff Podcast Network. For more, go to HeadStuffPodcasts.com, where you can also become a member of HeadStuff+ and get exclusive access to bonus material and lots more.

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We're back! And we're leaving Sweet Valley for the blue green waters of the Caribbean, as Lila invites Jessica to a resort called Club Paradise. Jess expects to be surrounded by hunks - but to her horror and rage she finds herself surrounded by bratty kids instead, because Lila has roped her into being a camp counsellor. Our fave frenemies are at war - and things heat up when they meet hilariously smooth and vain windsurfer Mick. Meanwhile back in Sweet Valley, Hank and Marie Patman are splitting up - and Bruce is convinced it's because of Alice Wakefield! Can Liz prove him wrong? We thought this book would be a comedown after the glorious Margo (RIP) era, but we loved it as much as Mick loves his glossy blond mane! This show is part of the HeadStuff Podcast Network. For more, go to HeadStuffPodcasts.com, where you can also become a member of HeadStuff+ and get exclusive access to bonus material and lots more.

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Happy Christmas, listeners! To celebrate, we're sharing a very special festive episode of our Headstuff+ bonus series Pi Beta Alpha - and if you like what you hear, you can sign up to Headstuff+ and join us in the Pi Beta Alpha clubhouse every fortnight, where we've been having a LOT of fun. It's the most wonderful time of the year - in Sweet Valley, at least. When Jessica and Elizabeth are abandoned by the rest of the Sweet Valley gang at Christmas, they wish they'd never met their so-called friends. Cue the arrival of angel Wegbert, aka Winston in a robe! He grants their wish - and we get to see a twin-less Sweet Valley. To our delight, it looks like everyone here is better off without the twins! Will Wegbert get his wings?

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Open a can of your favourite beverage, help yourself to some onion dip and join us as we bid farewell to our favourite psychopath! As the day of her "eternal transformation" approaches, Margo is getting extremely cocky, as well she might given how dozy everyone is in this town. She's disposed of the extremely gullible Ned and Alice (who have a rude awakening in San Francisco) and taken care of Josh and James. Who will stop her deadly scheme? And will Liz's increasingly detailed Jungle Prom dreams reveal the truth about how she got drunk that night? We're back together in the studio - with the jingle bells and some booze - to find out!  This show is part of the HeadStuff Podcast Network. For more, go to HeadStuffPodcasts.com, where you can also become a member of HeadStuff+ and get exclusive access to bonus material and lots more.

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And now, what you (and we) have been waiting for ever since this podcast began: it's the most iconic book in Sweet Valley History! It's the Christmas holidays, and Margo is finally ready to kill Liz with one of her many knives. She's popping in and out of the Casa at all times of day and night, and her impersonations of both Liz and Jess are getting more and more daring - good thing the twins' family and friends are worryingly unobservant. The only things standing in Margo's way are James and Josh - but Margo has a genuinely gasp-inducing plan to take care of both of them.... Apologies for leaving you with a cliffhanger, but we'll be back in a fortnight with part two! This show is part of the HeadStuff Podcast Network. For more, go to HeadStuffPodcasts.com, where you can also become a member of HeadStuff+ and get exclusive access to bonus material and lots more.

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With her implausibly professional dye job and her Pacific Ocean blue contacts, Margo has almost reached her goal - as long as she can stop herself from doing any more murders. Which is easier said than done when you reach for one of your many knives at the slightest provocation. You need to chill, Margo! Meanwhile the twins briefly reconcile, there’s yet another fancy dress ball, Winston ends up holding a cartoon baby and our favourite character, The Voice, truly comes into their own. This show is part of the HeadStuff Podcast Network. For more, go to HeadStuffPodcasts.com, where you can also become a member of HeadStuff+ and get exclusive access to bonus material and lots more.

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Good news folks - Margo's voice is back! It's a busy episode for our favourite murderer, as, armed with an array of wigs bought in the mall, she becomes a master of disguise and finally lays eyes on the Casa del Wakefield and its inhabitants. She also enlists a new accomplice in her quest to find out all about the twins. Meanwhile, Jessica finds a new purpose, Liz tries to get back to normal, Todd is deeply annoying and Lila plots to get Pierre out of the picture (yes, the ghostwriter remembered he exists too!). This show is part of the HeadStuff Podcast Network. For more, go to HeadStuffPodcasts.com, where you can also become a member of HeadStuff+ and get exclusive access to bonus material and lots more.

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It’s (literally) judgement day in Sweet Valley - will Liz be convicted of a crime she may or may not have committed? Well if she isn’t it’s no thanks to Ned (the world’s worst defence lawyer), Alice (who’s gone full Stepford Wife), Jessica (who’s gone full psychopath) or Todd (who has lost any backbone he might once have possessed). Meanwhile Lila plays happy families, Pamela tries to find her feet at SVH, Steven has boring room mate issues - but who cares about that when Margo is actually arriving in Sweet Valley?! 

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We didn't think this was possible, but somehow this is an even more chaotic book than The Morning After. A terrified Liz faces a stint in the big house, Lila is reunited with her long lost mother Grace who has arrived with her comedy French lover Pierre, Bruce worries about Pamela's bad reputation (where's Joan Jett when we need her?), Jessica turns her attention to a ridiculously hapless Todd, Nicholas becomes an official Hunk - and Margot's killing spree continues! And this time, it's got a soundtrack. This show is part of the HeadStuff Podcast Network. For more, go to HeadStuffPodcasts.com, where you can also become a member of HeadStuff+ and get exclusive access to bonus material and lots more.

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