Joe has been leading a life of forced cosplaying, and this week he comes clean about the situations he has found himself in, including playing the role of a Mary Poppins character on Griffith Avenue.

Darren is considering a life as a scaffolder, and aiming to learn the basics of car maintenance.

And there are tales from the pub career of Darren, including a hot streak of barring orders and a belly to belly confrontation.