We make our return to the studio after the break and Joe comes armed with many a strange tale, while Darren fears he's been the victim of a grand dog food con.

He’s been back to Disneyland and been left frustrated and baffled by the experience. There have been strangers attempting to get into his home, and he's been calling out plumbers to turn on the radiators. It's all left Joe with a shopping list of grievances.

Darren is suspicious he’s been tricked, at least once in life, into eating dog food, plus he’s all geared up for the potential catastrophic results of a solar flare, and he’s changed his life with a new headache cap.