We start off with a reminiscence on Joe’s favourite Peugeot hatchback and quickly find ourselves in a spiral of illuminati accusations against one another.

Joe goes schmoozing at the very top of the celebrity pile, and in the process discovers Darren has a famous fan of his vlogs. But even with all of that schmoozing Joe can’t track down his greatest target, as Barry eludes him suspiciously well in a very small town.

Darren thinks he’d like to get back on the film festival circuit, so he’s sketching a blueprint for a gangster epic to bring him awards glory, and we wonder who would be the dream celebrity companion for a few pints.

We hear a tale of Darren laying down the law with some wedding crashers, and your suggestions come in for where Darren should go to continue his life as a travel vlogger – there’s a surprisingly high percentage of requests to abandon him on a cold, wet rock in the north Atlantic.

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