On Today’s episode:

The three things every person must do at least once in their lifetime,

What to do with all the suffering in the world and why I still love Jerry Seinfeld,

The latest iteration of my life purpose statement,

Why drinking Elvis Juice on a rooftop bar in Vegas is always a good idea,

My main regret after meeting a Leprechaun in a canyon bed hot-spring,

And why it’s much harder to become a bad person than most people imagine.