Steph is abroad (well, in New Jersey), and Rach is still in Florida, getting ready for her couples trip to the Bahamas. Trying on bathing suits is reigniting the conversation around explant regret and why we are so eager and impulsive to make changes to our body when we are feeling down.

Meanwhile, Steph shares yet another story of finding herself in a classic Larry David moment—which has them asking: is it really just bad luck, or is it her?

Naturally, the chat takes a turn toward modern couples in NYC exploring sex parties. But is that actually the norm? Does an upside-down pineapple really signal something? And if they did spot one, would they run for the hills?

It’s all the real talk—and we’re here for it.

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