Too lazy to be decent trophy wives, annoyed at millenials having their shit together, weary of relentless grooming and finding a quiet acceptance of the brutalism of a bomber jacket.

Failed trophy wives

Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry are the multi non-award-winning, unsponsored duo making it OK to talk about being hot and cranky. Join them as they chant their life's creed: just keep plucking.

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One week until Mrs Berry's nuptials. We find out Mrs Woog was fired by her wedding dressmaker and that she married in the magical fairyland of Windisor.

The Bridal Shower

Boob squishes, hysto updates, weddning news, mindfulness vs HRT and so much more.

From the non-award winning duo... we bring you a safe space, not an idiot space.

We're back with a definite kick in our step - let's revel in it while it lasts.

We're back baby!

When you're tits get you down and eating gives you the shits. Perimenopause, the Ted talk.

Tits and shits

We briefly break our hiatus to celebrate Mrs Woog's hysto and Mrs Berry's first period in 110 days. What a time to be alive.

One shop shuts while the floodgates open

The Hot Flush

Failed trophy wives

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