The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker line up for this week's Adjudication Panel. 

On the agenda: Gary Neville's two favourite phrases in the English language, Brighton's Graham Potter finally loses patience with a traditional crowd noise, Antonio Conte wins a weird little trophy and some commentary highlights from the footballing weekend.

Meanwhile, the panel look back at some 2013 predictions for the team that will win England the World Cup on Qatar and decide, once and for all, the exact lyrics to that song teams sing when they're jumping up and down after winning a title.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker assemble for a bonus edition of the Adjudication Panel. On the agenda: Jeff Stelling's Soccer Saturday U-turn, Kelsey Grammer's new football film and a look ahead to what England can almost certainly expect in the World Cup draw.

Meanwhile, the panel assess some spectacularly sketchy reasons for booing footballers during a game.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker assemble for this week's Adjudication Panel. On the agenda: the definition of the footballing verb "to slot", unexpected commentator accents for far-flung World Cup qualifying matches, what it means to be "a sleeping giant" and a vintage, non-football slice of Peter Drury.

Meanwhile, to mark the forthcoming return of Masters football, the panel put together the definitive six-a-side lineup of accessible, still-got-it over-35s to grace the "iconic" blue pitch.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey and Nick Miller are joined by bestselling author and columnist Séamas O'Reilly for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks.

Among Séamas' selections for his footballing loves and hates are the demise of the FA Cup final song, the underrated but anatomically awkward Irish legend Robbie Keane, the filler content of the average footballer's autobiography, pre-match TV poetry and the depraved depths of the chat boxes on illegal livestreams.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, David Walker and Nick Miller line up for this week's Adjudication Panel. On the latest agenda: An unexpected podcast tribute from US high school ice hockey, a revelation about Leyton Orient's unique goalframes, the threshold for "celebrating like you've won the league" and an actually quite reasonable opinion from Richard Keys.

Meanwhile, the panel try to establish the official [Manager X’s Team Y] Premier League Table, with "Sean Dyche's Burnley" the favourites on paper to take the title...

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey and Charlie Eccleshare are joined by comedian and Leeds United fan Maisie Adam for the latest instalment of Mesut Haaland Dicks.

Among Maisie's selections for her footballing loves and hates are the 2010 World Cup's much-maligned vuvuzela, England's stubbornly outdated matchday food offerings and managers who just can't let their old clubs go.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker form this week's Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: the Premier League Net Noise of the Week, NFL legend Tom Brady being spotted at Old Trafford by literally everybody, some glorious crowd sounds from Elland Road and Richard Keys' favourite home recipe.

Meanwhile, the panel examine just who is "well within their rights" to shoot at goal and from where, and which stadiums qualify to be a "famous old ground".

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and Jack Pitt-Brooke combine their footballing intellects to perform a stock-take of football in 2022 and select the most generic lineup possible.

Among the anonymous figures on the teamsheet are a short-sleeved, side-volleying goalkeeper, a press-resistant walking yellow card of a midfield fulcrum, a false-false No 9 and a standout managerial candidate to lead them out in their bowl-shaped out-of-town megastadium...

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker line up for the Adjudication Panel. This week's agenda includes: the latest overblown Sky Sports punditry, Roberto Carlos finds himself in a Shropshire village pub, reviewing the debut crime thriller by Mesut Ozil's agent and, of course, Keys & Gray Corner.

Meanwhile, the panel establish the parameters for a team's goal to be "living a charmed life", disagree about bicycle kicks and undertake some forensic analysis of some historical Premier League olé-ing.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey and Nick Miller are joined by Match of the Day commentator Robyn Cowen for another edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks.

Among Robyn's selections for her footballing fascinations and irritations are the weird things that we mindlessly clap during matches, the obsession with the Match of the Day running order and the futility of pre-match interviews with managers.