The Athletic's Adam Hurrey and Charlie Eccleshare chalk up a century of episodes as Jamie Carragher joins for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks.

Carragher's selection of footballing fascinations and irritations include centre-backs being sent up front, the excitement that comes with signing a star of a major tournament and a truly underreported crime: fans applauding strikers who block clearances down the line that then go out for a goal kick.

Meanwhile, Carragher is grilled about his involvement in the 1997 Sony Minidisc Euro Sixes, the weirdest six-a-side tournament of all time.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Jack Pitt-Brooke and Alex Kay-Jelski pick apart the often awkward but occasionally glorious genre of football headlines, from "Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious" to "Lionel Flair!", via the strict rules that govern the evergreen "Z, Y and Z" long-read headline format.

Plus: the definitive guide to words that only appear at the top of football stories - but you should never say them out loud.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, David Walker and Nick Miller meet for another Adjudication Panel. On the agenda this week: the most relatable piece of co-commentary ever recorded, Jonathan Pearce's one-man mission to get men back on the posts at corners, the phrase "six-pointer" goes into Europe and the campaign to start using the word "doubler" officially kicks off.

Meanwhile, the podcast's first-ever live caller tells the previously unheard story of how three teenagers, with a handful of 20ps and a copy of Championship Manager 97/98, almost turned the world of football transfers upside down.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey and David Walker are joined by writer Clive Martin for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks.

Martin's loves, hates, fascinations and irritations of football include: Premier League players visiting kids in hospital, teams capitulating after half-time, the failing national institution that is Arsenal Football Club and the curious career trajectory of Andre Villas-Boas.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker gather for the Adjudication Panel. On the agenda this week: Phil Jones finally gets his deserved (and very detailed) revenge on the keyboard warriors, why Alan Smith has been using the word "footover" on Sky Sports since at least 2014, and your tales of distinctly PG-rated matchday outbursts at players and referees.

Meanwhile, the panel tackle the very precise punditry sub-genre of "talking about a player as they warm up before a televised game” and identify a curious pattern to the Super Sunday irritations of Roy Keane.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, James Maw and Jack Pitt-Brooke languish in the second tier of European football to establish the most Europa League lineup possible: from diminutive Iberian playmakers to Brazilians with one name and a squad number between 80-99, via a lengthy dispute over the merits of Victor Moses.

Led out, naturally, by Unai Emery, these are the ultimate Thursday-nighters.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and Nick Miller assemble for the Adjudication Panel. On the agenda this week: Richard Keys and Andy Gray bravely dismantling the Marcelo Bielsa Myth, Mike Dean's comedy TV cameo, and the latest entry into the grand pantheon of freak footballing injuries.

Meanwhile, the panel enjoy some more peak Peter Drury and some frankly incredible scenes from the 2021 Meat Management Industry Awards... hosted by Kevin Keegan.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Jack Pitt-Brooke and Phil Hay trawl through the history books to finally nail down the definitive twelve stages of a club crisis.

In part two of this special double-header the panel ponder whether the dreaded vote of confidence is still relevant in the social media age, examine how many ways a beleaguered manager can pretend he's not beleaguered and engage in a very important discussion about the most effective methods of writing protest messages on old bedsheets.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Jack Pitt-Brooke and Phil Hay trawl through the history books to finally nail down the definitive twelve stages of a club crisis.

In part one of this special double-header our panel document the early warning signs of a club in turmoil including pre-season woe, opening day deflation via transfer window frustration, and the eternal debate about ketchup in the canteen.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey and David Walker are joined by the much-travelled striker Cillian Sheridan for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks.

Sheridan uses all his experience to share his love of retro football boots, the satisfaction of a good half-volley and why he gets so annoyed by football commentators.

Meanwhile, he decides if he really is a "beanpole journeyman" and why diving just really isn't that big a deal.