The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, David Walker and Adam Leventhal meet for the final Adjudication Panel of 2021. The latest agenda includes: Boris Johnson's "Mourinho season", the Serie A co-commentary moment we all wanted to happen and a forensic examination of Brendan Rodgers’ pre-match patting of Eddie Howe’s upper torso.

Meanwhile, the panel react to another astonishing world record for post-joke commentary silence during a live TV game.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey and James Maw are joined by Michael Cox ​for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks.

Among Michael's selections for his footballing loves and hates are the basic geographical knowledge that the game gifts you, the 3pm blackout (and the guilty pleasure of illegal livestreaming) and the desperate attempts to make football shirts fashionable.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker assemble for another Adjudication Panel. On the agenda this time: some blissfully unaware Serie A commentators, the standards of modern chess punditry, and whether the verb "roofed" should be welcomed into the goalscoring vernacular.

Meanwhile, the panel thrash out the precise definition of a footballing "shop window" and there's a 49.3-second audio masterpiece that is The Purest Essence of Ally McCoist.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker meet for the Adjudication Panel once again. In their in-tray this time: Professor Jonathan Van-Tam's lengthiest football analogy so far, Sean Dyche refusing to engage with the Premier League news cycle, Amazon Prime's refreshing commentary performances and why data can reveal the earliest moment a player should "take one for the team" with a red card.

Meanwhile, the panel ponder whether the word "zero" will ever climb alongside "nil" and "nothing" to find acceptance in English football.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, David Walker and Nick Miller gather for a jam-packed Adjudication Panel. On this week's agenda: the Highbury Screamer lives on, the precise minimum distance for a shot to be met with "...and why not?" from a commentator, yet another player-ratings scandal and Graham Potter taking on his Brighton boo boys.

Meanwhile, the panel try and nail down the earliest date that careless backpasses can be described as "an early Christmas present".

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey and David Walker are joined by broadcaster Danny Kelly ​for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks.

Among Danny's selections for his footballing loves and hates are the romance of floodlit matches, the glorious club-name prefixes of the Communist era, the sweet spot of football management simulators and a novel solution for limelight-seeking referees.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker form the Adjudication Panel once again. On the agenda this time: Greece and Britain's Elgin Marbles negotiations being reported in transferspeak, stadium announcers going beyond the call of duty and the very precise language of the relegation zone.

Meanwhile, the panel discuss - in depth - how many "gears" a team can shift into during a performance and the true difference between "caretaker" and "interim" managers.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey and Charlie Eccleshare are joined by Premier League defender turned broadcaster Nedum Onuoha ​for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks.

Among Nedum's nominations for his footballing fascinations and irritations are last-minute winners, outspoken pundits who have forgotten what it's like to be a player and the lack of authenticity on footballers' social media accounts.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, David Walker and Charlie Eccleshare convene for another edition of the Adjudication Panel. On the latest agenda: updating the "managerial merry-go-round", analysing Harry Maguire's loaded goal celebration and the horrifying spectacle of a team forming their own guard of honour.

Meanwhile, the panel explore the mandatory things a new manager must say at their unveiling to pass the "spoke very well" test.

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and Nick Miller put together the most textbook Premier League weekend schedule: from Friday night under the lights at the Emirates, the most Saturday 12.30pm kick-off possible, Manchester City 5 Burnley 0, the phantom untelevised 2pm Sunday game that you’d actually rather be watching instead, futile calls for refereeing consistency and...Monday night under the lights at Goodison.

One regular weekend of Premier League. That's all we ask. Could one day happen.