Clint, Meg and Dan count down one week until their one-night “Hooked” musical, stressing about missing rehearsal time, mics and costumes, while taking calls from excited ticket holders. They play HBO Max trivia, cover Kristen Wiig’s $6.2m ‘treehouse’ listing and Lizzo’s album sales, and give away Jackass tickets. Listener stories range from magpie, goat and pig attacks to shark-attack stats. Meg shares postpartum reflections on having a non-sleeper then a sleeper baby. They react to Olivia Rodrigo saying fans wear nappies to keep front-row spots, discuss rekindling relationships after decades, and ask how badly people have lied on CVs, including a pilot with a fake license.

00:00 One Week To Hook

02:06 HBO Max Trivia Game

06:58 Jackass Returns

11:34 When Animals Attack

20:07 Take The Edge Off Call

22:57 What ya got 

27:06 Postpartum Month Eleven

32:41 Concert Nappy Confessions

37:48 Hook Musical Prep

45:48 Exes Reunite Years Later

53:14 Pilot Fake License

55:27 Lying on Your CV