Chelsea put in a mesmerising performance against PSG to claim the title of world champions - but that’s not half the story, is it?

Join Marcus, Luke, Pete and Andy for a thorough breakdown of every madcap moment from the final of this foul jamboree, from Donald Trump and Gianni Infantino to Doja Cat wearing the new Crystal Palace shirt. Bear with us, there’s a lot to get through.

Plus, the curse of modern football strikes again as Crystal Palace are demoted to the Conference League and Andy Carroll fronts a Qatari consortium’s takeover of a non-league side. Yep, you read that correctly.

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