This episode started with a haircut and somehow ended with me reenacting testicular anatomy, suggesting Jonathan join OnlyFans, and possibly getting sued by a health insurance company. So... par for the course.

Kristin and I cover everything from haircut inflation and pink taxes to our high school pranks involving fake blindness (yes, I know). We also dive into a wild, and honestly kind of satisfying, $421 million verdict against Blue Cross for approving breast cancer surgeries and then refusing to pay for them. And yes, of course, they paid for their executive wives' treatments. Of course they did.

Also—Testicular Cancer Awareness Month just wrapped, so I walk you through the anatomy, physiology, and life consequences of losing both testicles. It’s personal, it’s weirdly educational, and no, the “middle piece” of sperm still doesn’t have a clear job description.

Oh, and we may or may not have created a new character: the Emotional Support Drape™.

Takeaways:

I got charged over $100 for a haircut I could’ve done myself—Kristin was not surprised.

We explore which of my characters would do best on OnlyFans (and we learned too much about Ortho Bro).

A jury awarded $421 million to a cancer center Blue Cross ghosted—yes, we cheered.

I got testicular cancer twice and somehow it’s still the least weird part of this episode.

Medical licensing books don’t prepare you for marriage, cancer, or testosterone loss. Ask us how we know.

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