Good Children

By Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella spent their youth chasing gold stars—now they’re just trying to stop sucking in their stomachs. Each week, they unpack a shared history of anxie... more

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The podcast currently has 202 episodes available.

Good Children episodes:

April 16, 2025 An Episode About Sleep
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Grab your PJs. Close your eyes. No seriously—close them. This week, we’re diving under the covers to talk about the one thing we all want more of and still somehow sabotage nightly.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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1h 6min
April 09, 2025 Our Favorite Subject
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This episode is all about something we hold very dear to our hearts. It's long. It’s short. It’s complicated. It’s the root of wars, poems, traffic violations, and bad decisions made in locker rooms, dorm rooms, and boardrooms alike.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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1h 22min
April 02, 2025 The Hunger Games Made Me Not Suicidal
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This week, for the third time, we are bringing you back to the woods of Long Island, 2012, as Joe and Andrew partake in a life-or-death battle against fellow high schoolers in a dramatic re-enactment of The Hunger Games.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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1h 13min
March 26, 2025 Can A Zoo Be Ethical? And Other Moral Debates You Expect From This Podcast
This week we take a very serious look at zoos as Andrew presses Joe on the ethical boundaries of zookeepers and Joe argues for the proper care and conservation of endangered species. No, we’re not kidding, that’s what the episode is about.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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1h 19min
March 19, 2025 The Midwest Is the Europe of America
This week we bring you along for the ride of a lifetime as we talk through our most recent set of live shows in the midwest. From a rental car debacle that almost ended in disaster to an elevator experience some could describe as impossible, we made it through by the skin of our teeth and the synthetic fibers of our Chappell Roan wigs.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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1h 14min
March 12, 2025 You (Might) Have A Phone Addiction
This week we talk about our very complicated relationship to the internet, dating back to the dawn of social media and all the way up to the present day, where it’s lowkey our entire livelihood (and what that means for our mental health). We also talk about the addictive quality of going viral and how we secretly compare ourselves to each other. What happens when you think don’t measure up to your best friend?

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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1h 21min
March 05, 2025 Well, Well, Wellness
Today we tackle wellness culture: from experiments in goop to cauliflower crust ending with some positive affirmations by Pharrell Williams.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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1h 18min
February 26, 2025 Jon Lovett on Math, Chipotle, & Long Island
Today we're joined by Gay Long Island Podcast Royalty: Jon Lovett. From a career in political speechwriting to a stint on Survivor, Jon traces his life back to his roots: a suburban upbringing on Long Island, New York.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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1h 14min
February 19, 2025 The Body Keeps The Score, And, Girl, We’re Getting Our Ass Beat
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TW: Diet Culture, Body Image, and, girlllll, just some typical self-hating gays.

Today we move through our journeys with fitness as we giggle and gab about workout classes. From the dark room of SoulCyle to the comfort of an at-home workout, we’ve pretty much tried everything once. Certified Personal Trainer & Fitness Coach, Andrew, talks about his complicated relationship with the fitness world and Joe worries he might be regressing to a less body positive era of his life. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll immediately want to sign up for Patreon for a brand new bonus episode EVERY SINGLE THURSDAY AT 8PM EST!

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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1h 29min
February 12, 2025 If You’re In Your Darkest Hour: Click On This
This week, we are back on the timeless subject of Valentine’s Day. Joe and Andrew discuss angel food cake, the devil, Instagram flirting tactics, Hailee Steinfeld, Hailee Steinfeld’s dad, Sia’s Jamaican patois, and the mental and emotional state of one of our perpetually Valentine-less hosts, who will remain unnamed.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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1h 15min

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